|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:31 pm
Kicked out the Nail Salon Alright, so one fine day I was bored out of my mind. And coloring my hair green wasn't fun enough. So, where did I go? The Nail Salon, just to screw with the people. whee (Ho ho ho ho) twisted
So, I go in and to the guy behind the counter. "Yes, I'd like a large pepperoni pizza,"
"...What?" this guy in a mask replies, giving me the head-jiggle. (Why do preppy girls do that?)
"I'd like a large pepperoni pizza" I repeat.
"That's next door."
"What is?"
"Pizza"
"Then what's here?"
"A nail salon."
"A wha?"
"You know...Manicures, pedicures..."
"What's a pedicure?"
"For your feet?"
"My feet are FINE, sir!"
And I leave. For a second. Then I think of something funny to say and come running back. I burst through the doors shouting, "Wait, PED MEANS FOOT?"
He rolls his eyes, "What?"
"Well, if man meets hand, as in manicure-"
"Look, I don't want any funny buisness here."
"So ped must mean foot-"
"No funny! No funny! Can you not hear me, no funny!!"
"*gasp* DO YOU USE *****?! (As in a file for thou foot)"
"Did you not hear me? NO FUNNY IN HERE. Get OUT. I will give you FIVE MINUTES to get out of my store!"
...So, I go to the lobby area, pull out a magazine...5 minutes go by, and I stand up, "I gotta go, byeeee!"
...Just kidding. I actually shouted, "FINE!" back at him, turned around, gave him the finger and stormed off. Until I got to the door. Then I ran and screamed, flailing my arms like an idiot.
((Oh, and when I crossed the street, which is very busy, I was screaming like an idiot, "THEY'RE AFTER ME!! AAAAH!"...Some car honked at me, later, and laughed at me crying ))
~The End~
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:07 pm
rofl o...m...g.....hahaahahahahaa!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
|
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:31 pm
Random and funny
razz
Good story! xp
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:42 pm
Well..you got alot ahead of you is all i can say neutral
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
|
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:04 pm
BishopTeh-SissyHyena Well..you got alot ahead of you is all i can say neutral
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:17 pm
Syntonic Dissonance BishopTeh-SissyHyena Well..you got alot ahead of you is all i can say neutral
Yeah....it's just culture shock for me when new members join in and old ones i bairley knew are are gone
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Captain Skimbleshanks Vice Captain
|
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:30 pm
i read this a while ago, but i haven't commented yet.
that is one of the most wonderful things i think a person has done randomly.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 5:35 am
BishopTeh-SissyHyena Syntonic Dissonance BishopTeh-SissyHyena Well..you got alot ahead of you is all i can say neutral
Also, why is the thread title "dume" not dumb now
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:15 am
Syntonic Dissonance BishopTeh-SissyHyena Syntonic Dissonance BishopTeh-SissyHyena Well..you got alot ahead of you is all i can say neutral
Also, why is the thread title "dume" not dumb now
Ask the newbie who made it...hahaha xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:58 am
BishopTeh-SissyHyena Syntonic Dissonance BishopTeh-SissyHyena Syntonic Dissonance BishopTeh-SissyHyena Well..you got alot ahead of you is all i can say neutral
Also, why is the thread title "dume" not dumb now
You were a new to this guild too once sweatdrop
so were you and you still falter on coloring your posts. -sweat-
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
