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Sheep Kitchen

Wheezing Ladykiller

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 8:58 am


So, I just saw a commercial for a phone sevice, don't really know which one, I was playing my piano at the beginning of it. (I like the TV as background noise for everything, thank you.) I stopped playing and watched as a mother and like an eight year old daughter fought over the daughter's text messaging use. I was absoultely terrified.

The girl spoke entirely in text talk. The only real word she used was her "BFF"'s name. And the mother understood EVERYTHING. What the ********? They even gave the girl ******** subtitles so you could understand her. And at the end of the commercial they said, "Now text messaging is NBD." It took me freakin' forever to get that "NBD" meant "no big deal".

For Christ's sake, it is a big deal. Just look at that little girl! Why the ******** are eight year olds getting cellphones in the first place? Who're they calling anyway? Their drug dealers? Damn, kids are starting early nowadays.

Damn. I'm so freaked. I should put this s**t on my site just to show I haven't forgotten that I shell out eight or nine bucks a month to keep it up. (Psh. Lies. Wait... am I paying nine dollars...?)

I need a drink.
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:20 am


I saw that too! I was half asleep but as soon as I heard the girl doing... that. I woke up and turned the TV off. I think it was for some sort of cell phone thing. The subtitles are what really got me! It goes to show you that we can't UNDERSTAND what they are saying!

Taki Kurozawa


choirperson

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:06 am


I understand that commercial. It's kind of funny, actually. In a slightly scary way.
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:54 pm


I've seen that on T.V., it was very strange.

Fenrir-norse-wolf-god


Altima the Dragonic Lord

PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:11 am


When I first saw/heard it I threw up. gonk It was that bad!
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:06 pm


(Goes off to prepare a letter to next of kin should LiefBlade see that commercial) gonk

Bladeglory

Shy Werewolf


Altima the Dragonic Lord

PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 6:52 am


Argh!
PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:26 pm


Wow, now I am sort of glad I live in Asia. eek

SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover


Lacus_And_Kira

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:22 pm


That commercial makes me cringe and have the biggest headache.
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:23 pm


LiefBlade
(Goes off to prepare a letter to next of kin should LiefBlade see that commercial) gonk
Good call. I need to get my will in order. I haven't seen the commercial since, but man, do I fear I will.

Sheep Kitchen

Wheezing Ladykiller


Polarregression

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:54 am


The sad part of it is, I have so many friends who shorten their words and text like that, I hardly had to glance at the subtitles. It's a scary commercial, but I must admit that I'm amused by it
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:06 pm


Altima the Dragonic Lord
When I first saw/heard it I threw up. gonk It was that bad!

GOOD GOD I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!!

CHicKeNy Corpse


Venat the Undying

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:05 pm


scream IT MUST DIE.

WHERE THE ******** DID I PUT MY FLAMETHROWER?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:26 pm


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Natsuri


Venat the Undying

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:27 pm


Natsuri
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