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TheGreatLightraven

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:14 pm


A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."

"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.

The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass, and drink it."

"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"

"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"


I'm dying my hair blue, my little sister bought me dye! Will post pics later!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:48 am


hi raven! nice joke. biggrin
by the way how many ravens are in this guild anyways?

metal studded warrior
Crew


Night Of The Shadowraven
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:31 am


three so far but i keep inviting more! domokun
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:14 pm


grr make it confusing to small brained people talk2hand xd

me ish asian


me ish asian

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:15 pm


and tell me that isnt another one of ur goals (to make it confusing) gonk
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:42 pm


my brain isnt small... gonk
its a bit smaller then normal but not that small !?!?

metal studded warrior
Crew


Night Of The Shadowraven
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:04 pm


At first i was thinking about a guild for only Ravens, wouldn't that be cool? I still could, just buy a new one, maybe later. I like Ravens!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:28 am


yeah.. but if you did make one for only ravens then we could just change our names and make you invite us to that one too. mrgreen

Jigabeth


Night Of The Shadowraven
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:24 am


Raven-jig? I like it! pirate
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:52 am


ravenscramp ninja or songwritersraven... or ravensongwriter... hey, or ravensong, thats kinda cool pirate

songwriterscramp


II HAZMAT II

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:45 pm


i got 1 FlamingRavens
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:15 pm


oooh! ravensong is awesome! hee hee!
flaming ravens is good too.

But I'm not sure I like raven-jig, hee hee! what about princess raven. lol!

Jigabeth


Night Of The Shadowraven
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:08 pm


songwriterscramp
ravenscramp ninja or songwritersraven... or ravensongwriter... hey, or ravensong, thats kinda cool pirate
Dude it sounds like we had a kid or something ninja anyways! Flaming raven sounds like a pokemon "Flaming Raven I choose you!" Princess Raven sounds cool too!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:00 pm


jeeze man thats good

who_cares_007


songwriterscramp

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:15 pm


rofl I think there already is a gaian called RavenSong. ninja

I could be Songravenscramp xd
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