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I work at Target as a casheer and I must say many shoppers are dumb as hell. Now why in the world would you say this about the customers who give you buisness you may say. Well I'll just put some of the more amuseing quotes down here and you tell me if you agree with me.

Shopper: Why are you not ringing my alchahol and calling someone?
Red: It's illegal to ring alchahol until you are 21 and I am not 21 yet.
Shopper: "Yes you are you just don't know your own birthday."

Shopper: *walks up to the checkout lane half of their pants covered in milk with a leaky half halon container of milk trailing milk all over the store half empty* "Hi I don't know why but this milk seems to keep getting lighter and lighter." *places it on the belt* "Oh my god it's leaking. Can you call for another one. I don't want a leaking one. It might get all over my car."

Shopper: Hi do you sell cigaretts?
Red: No.
Shopper: "Good what isle are they in?"
Red: We do not sell any cigarettes.
Shopper: "I know what isle are they located in?"

Shopper: *standing next to the gum in line looking at it* "Do you sell gum?"

Red: I can't accept this cupon sir it has expired three years and four months ago.
Shopper: "Let me see your manager. They accept all expired cupons a meiger so they must accept them here too. You just don't want to accept this cupon."

Shopper: *opens a bag of marshmellows as I watch and hands them to me after eating one* I don't want these any more.
Red: You just ate one you have to pay for them.
Shopper: "I'm not going to. What are you going to do about it?"
Red: *calls security* "That."

Shopper: I don't like your nametag I'm complaining to your manager.
Red: Very well. *calls manager over*
Shopper: I don't like his nametag.
Manager: Why? It is a standard issue nametag from target.
Shopper: "I don't like the name on it."
Manager: I don't care.

Shopper: If I allready have a credit card with target can you issue me a second one just so I can get the new card discount?
Red: No.
Shopper: "Fine then I don't want a second credit card with you. Take that."

Shopper: Can you give me two tens for my change?
Red: Nope.
Shopper: Why not? What the hell not what is wrong with you?
Red: Well you paid me only enough to get 4.12 in change first of all. Second I'm out of tens.
Shopper: "Fine let me see your manager I'm very unhappy about all this."

Shopper: "Do you sell puppies?"

Shopper: "Are you going to come to my house to put away my grocries?"

Shopper: "Can I buy a house with a target gift card?"
Red: Certainly if you can find a real estate agent who is willing to take a target gift card. I would not bet on it though.

Shopper: "Can I have 1.00 on each of thsre 500 gift cards?"
Red: Ok.
Shopper: "How in the world did I spend 500.00?"

I deal with quite a lot of idiots.

lol

3am conversations are sometimes the most amuseing ones.

Especially if there's tennis ball invloved... I think I still have a bruise from last time... you hit my head! Jerk!

Let me guess. Nobody makes you bleed your own blood... Unless it's me! If someone else makes you bleed your own blood make sure you get their name and social security number! Oh the damage I could do with that... twisted

surprised Mwahahahaha.... ninja cool

Perhaps you should seek them out? I lost a few or two days once... found them in the microwave...