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Scary?
Yesh, very...
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No i r smert leik him!
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Total Votes : 16


Robthebob

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:07 pm


Feth, Another PM from another moronic person... Emperor protect me.


Quote:


hy u gramr r nut g0d0d cmperd 2 m3. lololl1ol1olO1L u ned 2 lern 2 spel n tlk leik uz heer on gaya. if u hd betr gramr leik me den u hav mor freenzd den me lolololol!!!!11!11!

so u bettr no how 2 tlk bter newayz u leik 2 ply vdo gmz cuz i ply 1s leik gmz leik cs whar u kan kil n00bz leik u.

u r rech so gmme mneez plzzzzzzz bcz u hav a kul sord so mael m3 ur shert n i stp buegng u so u kan gim me mor moneez kthxbai

ps plzzzzz snd m3 monez.




burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:48 am


Oh goddess... oh goddess... OH GODDESS! *reels, retching and vomiting*

Galadedrid Damodred


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:37 am


Maybe you should teach him/her how to write better grammar. ^.^ It'd certainly help. stare
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:50 am


Or learn better English.

Super Noob
hy u gramr r nut g0d0d cmperd 2 m3. lololl1ol1olO1L u ned 2 lern 2 spel n tlk leik uz heer on gaya. if u hd betr gramr leik me den u hav mor freenzd den me lolololol!!!!11!11!

so u bettr no how 2 tlk bter newayz u leik 2 ply vdo gmz cuz i ply 1s leik gmz leik cs whar u kan kil n00bz leik u.

u r rech so gmme mneez plzzzzzzz bcz u hav a kul sord so mael m3 ur shert n i stp buegng u so u kan gim me mor moneez kthxbai

ps plzzzzz snd m3 monez.


Translation
Hey you grammar are not good compared to me. You need to learn to spell and talk like us here on Gaia. If you had better grammar like me then you have more friends then me (Super Noob laughing)

So you better know how to talk better anyways you like to play video games because I play ones like games like Counter Strike where you can kill noobs like you. You are rich so give money please because you have a cool sword so mail me your shirt and I stop bugging you so you can give me more money, okay, thanks, bye.

Postscript: Please send me money.


Try mailing them Hooked On Phonics.

CristoVII


Dea Mariella

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:30 pm


(*repeating over and over and over) oh... my... ********... gods... oh... my... ********... gods...

Dea-chan
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:31 pm


I'm not sure what killed more brain cells... trying to decipher that statement, or me banging my head on the desk afterwards.

Dea-chan

Dea Mariella


Lily-Anne-Marie

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:29 pm


I am scared right at this moment. I actually understood what that little kid was trying to say...oh my poor poor eyes. I just want to curl up in a ball in the fetal position rocking back and forth at that....Ugh, scary.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:38 pm


&hearts
Oh yeah... I would send gold to a loser like that. How can people expect you to give them something when they are being so rude? Oh and I'm sure everyone just loves people that type like that rolleyes geeze.

&hearts

Loving-Em


Lacus_And_Kira

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:45 pm


Zweite
Or learn better English.

Super Noob
hy u gramr r nut g0d0d cmperd 2 m3. lololl1ol1olO1L u ned 2 lern 2 spel n tlk leik uz heer on gaya. if u hd betr gramr leik me den u hav mor freenzd den me lolololol!!!!11!11!

so u bettr no how 2 tlk bter newayz u leik 2 ply vdo gmz cuz i ply 1s leik gmz leik cs whar u kan kil n00bz leik u.

u r rech so gmme mneez plzzzzzzz bcz u hav a kul sord so mael m3 ur shert n i stp buegng u so u kan gim me mor moneez kthxbai

ps plzzzzz snd m3 monez.


Translation
Hey you grammar are not (godod?) campered to me. You need to learn to spell and talk like us here on Gaia. If you had better grammar like me then you have more friends then me (Super Noob laughing)

So you better know how to talk better anyways you like to play video games because I play ones like games like Counter Strike where you can kill noobs like you. You are rich so give money please because you have a cool sword so mail me your shirt and I stop bugging you so you can give me more money, okay, thanks, bye.

Postscript: Please send me money.


Try mailing them Hooked On Phonics.


I agree with sending them Hooked On Phonics.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:54 pm


Lacus_And_Kira
Zweite
Or learn better English.

Super Noob
hy u gramr r nut g0d0d cmperd 2 m3. lololl1ol1olO1L u ned 2 lern 2 spel n tlk leik uz heer on gaya. if u hd betr gramr leik me den u hav mor freenzd den me lolololol!!!!11!11!

so u bettr no how 2 tlk bter newayz u leik 2 ply vdo gmz cuz i ply 1s leik gmz leik cs whar u kan kil n00bz leik u.

u r rech so gmme mneez plzzzzzzz bcz u hav a kul sord so mael m3 ur shert n i stp buegng u so u kan gim me mor moneez kthxbai

ps plzzzzz snd m3 monez.


Translation
Hey you grammar are not (godod?) campered to me. You need to learn to spell and talk like us here on Gaia. If you had better grammar like me then you have more friends then me (Super Noob laughing)

So you better know how to talk better anyways you like to play video games because I play ones like games like Counter Strike where you can kill noobs like you. You are rich so give money please because you have a cool sword so mail me your shirt and I stop bugging you so you can give me more money, okay, thanks, bye.

Postscript: Please send me money.


Try mailing them Hooked On Phonics.


I agree with sending them Hooked On Phonics.

It sounds like a good idea... Though, I doubt it would be used at all.

By the way, "godod" meant good.

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Polarregression

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:06 pm


I'm usually pretty good at reading those PMs, but I couldn't understand half of that.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:17 pm


I must agree, hooked on phonics could really help about 95% of the people on here.

Robthebob


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:12 am


It depends, though, doesn't it? I've heard that Hooked on Phonics doesn't always work. That is just my humble opinion though.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:28 pm


Try sending them one of my lectures.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


Roguemagus

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:19 pm


"Mail me your shirt"?!

"MAIL ME YOUR SHIRT"?!

Who is this guy, the collective population of Santa Cruz?

(Seriously folks, my middle-school English teacher found a ransom note for someone's clothes.)
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