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Zesty Taco

Informer

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:57 pm


I am a fan of the anime/manga 'Fullmetal Alchemist' and this chick mailed me with the title 'Fullmetal', so I thought, why not? Won't kill me.

I'm sorry, but it did.


Quote:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGG i luv fmA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so lyk ta besstst show EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who ur fav. charatcher????????????????????????????????????????? mine iz ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he iz so hawtt an dsexxxy i wishh e was my bf butt my rl bf wuldnt lyk it 2 much lol so u lyk roi???????????????????????????????????????????????????? ya he kool w/ his alcmy adn snapign his fingrs lik so KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. whoz ur fasv. homoncoli???????????????????????? mine iz rath he is so keut i luv him almost az muc as i luff de rofl butt not as muhc. oh i G2g my mom wnts me wut doz she wnt?????????? I DONT CARE MOM BCUZ I WANA TALK 2 PATNS ABUT FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 g2g talk 2 me plzs ometym o kay?????? oka ybyeb ye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or jawne in japneze lol


::Cries::
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:04 pm


This is a headache for Full Metal Alchemist fans... sweatdrop crying
Fans like that give real fans of Full Metal Alchemist a bad name.

Lacus_And_Kira


Obito Sharingan Uchiha

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:05 pm


Owch. I can't even begin to understand that.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:13 pm


Edward fangirl... ugh. They're usually like that. Just put her on your ignore list.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


[Joan De Arc]

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:34 pm


Slap some literacy and sense into her....
YOU CANNOT GO OUT WITH A FREAKING ANIME CHARACTER!!!!!
And I thought I seen enough losers at Quizilla.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:41 pm


Can I carve poetry into her skin with my compass? Please? PLEASE?!

Galadedrid Damodred


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:18 pm


Wow...

Quote:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGG i luv fmA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so lyk ta besstst show EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who ur fav. charatcher????????????????????????????????????????? mine iz ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he iz so hawtt an dsexxxy i wishh e was my bf butt my rl bf wuldnt lyk it 2 much lol so u lyk roi???????????????????????????????????????????????????? ya he kool w/ his alcmy adn snapign his fingrs lik so KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. whoz ur fasv. homoncoli???????????????????????? mine iz rath he is so keut i luv him almost az muc as i luff de rofl butt not as muhc. oh i G2g my mom wnts me wut doz she wnt?????????? I DONT CARE MOM BCUZ I WANA TALK 2 PATNS ABUT FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 g2g talk 2 me plzs ometym o kay?????? oka ybyeb ye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or jawne in japneze lol



"Oh my God, I love FMA! (So do I.) It's the best show ever! Who's your favorite character? Mine is Ed. He is so hot and sexy. I wish he was my boyfriend but my real boyfriend wouldn't like it too much, *laugh out loud* So you like alchemy and snapping his fingers? So cool. Who's your favorite (homoncoli?) Mine is Rath, he is so cute; I love him almost as much as much as I love the (rolf? rolling on the floor laughing?), but not as much. Oh, I have to go, my mom wants me; What does she want? I don't care, Mom, I want to talk to Pants about FMA! I got to go, talk to me please? Oh my god, thank you very much, okay? Okay, bye-bye, or jawne in Japanese, *laugh out loud*


________

She sounds like a very hyperactive person. Oh...I don't think it's "jawne" that's used to say good-bye in Japanese, though I could be wrong. In any case, you poor person, having to read that. Did you respond back?
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:49 pm


Erm.... I have NO CLUE of what that person is trying to say. Something with cool fingers?

Robthebob


High5MyRemix

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:30 pm


dameonmac5918
Wow...

Quote:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGG i luv fmA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so lyk ta besstst show EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who ur fav. charatcher????????????????????????????????????????? mine iz ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he iz so hawtt an dsexxxy i wishh e was my bf butt my rl bf wuldnt lyk it 2 much lol so u lyk roi???????????????????????????????????????????????????? ya he kool w/ his alcmy adn snapign his fingrs lik so KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. whoz ur fasv. homoncoli???????????????????????? mine iz rath he is so keut i luv him almost az muc as i luff de rofl butt not as muhc. oh i G2g my mom wnts me wut doz she wnt?????????? I DONT CARE MOM BCUZ I WANA TALK 2 PATNS ABUT FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 g2g talk 2 me plzs ometym o kay?????? oka ybyeb ye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or jawne in japneze lol



"Oh my God, I love FMA! (So do I.) It's the best show ever! Who's your favorite character? Mine is Ed. He is so hot and sexy. I wish he was my boyfriend but my real boyfriend wouldn't like it too much, *laugh out loud* So you like alchemy and snapping his fingers? So cool. Who's your favorite (homoncoli?) Mine is Rath, he is so cute; I love him almost as much as much as I love the (rolf? rolling on the floor laughing?), but not as much. Oh, I have to go, my mom wants me; What does she want? I don't care, Mom, I want to talk to Pants about FMA! I got to go, talk to me please? Oh my god, thank you very much, okay? Okay, bye-bye, or jawne in Japanese, *laugh out loud*


________

She sounds like a very hyperactive person. Oh...I don't think it's "jawne" that's used to say good-bye in Japanese, though I could be wrong. In any case, you poor person, having to read that. Did you respond back?


Pretty good on the first part but you missed some:

so u lyk roi???????????????????????????????????????????????????? ya he kool w/ his alcmy adn snapign his fingrs lik so KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. whoz ur fasv. homoncoli???????????????????????? mine iz rath he is so keut i luv him almost az muc as i luff de rofl butt not as muhc. oh i G2g my mom wnts me wut doz she wnt?????????? I DONT CARE MOM BCUZ I WANA TALK 2 PATNS ABUT FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 g2g talk 2 me plzs ometym o kay?????? oka ybyeb ye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or jawne in japneze lol

=

So you like Roy? Yeah, he's cool with his alchemy and snapping his fingers. Like, so COOOOOOOOOL!. Who is your favorite Homuncli? Mine is Wrath. He is so cute. I love him almost as much as Ed. *rolling on the floor laughing* But not as much. Oh, I've got to go, my mom wants me. What does she want? "I don't care Mom because I want to talk to Pants about FMA!" Got to go, talk to me please. (ometym = ?) Okay, bye bye! Or Ja ne in Japanese. *laugh out loud*
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:07 am


[Joan De Arc]
Slap some literacy and sense into her....
YOU CANNOT GO OUT WITH A FREAKING ANIME CHARACTER!!!!!
And I thought I seen enough losers at Quizilla.


I totally agree. Quizilla is chalk-full of girls who have infatuations on anime or fictional-story characters and start to write love stories about them. >_<

And "jawne"? "Jawne"? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD If she has to add her little fangirl Japanese words in her sentences, she should at least spell them right.

SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:44 am


D:

I don't think that even qualifies for writing.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:20 pm


Eviljinxypoo
dameonmac5918
Wow...

Quote:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGG i luv fmA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so lyk ta besstst show EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who ur fav. charatcher????????????????????????????????????????? mine iz ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he iz so hawtt an dsexxxy i wishh e was my bf butt my rl bf wuldnt lyk it 2 much lol so u lyk roi???????????????????????????????????????????????????? ya he kool w/ his alcmy adn snapign his fingrs lik so KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. whoz ur fasv. homoncoli???????????????????????? mine iz rath he is so keut i luv him almost az muc as i luff de rofl butt not as muhc. oh i G2g my mom wnts me wut doz she wnt?????????? I DONT CARE MOM BCUZ I WANA TALK 2 PATNS ABUT FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 g2g talk 2 me plzs ometym o kay?????? oka ybyeb ye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or jawne in japneze lol



"Oh my God, I love FMA! (So do I.) It's the best show ever! Who's your favorite character? Mine is Ed. He is so hot and sexy. I wish he was my boyfriend but my real boyfriend wouldn't like it too much, *laugh out loud* So you like alchemy and snapping his fingers? So cool. Who's your favorite (homoncoli?) Mine is Rath, he is so cute; I love him almost as much as much as I love the (rolf? rolling on the floor laughing?), but not as much. Oh, I have to go, my mom wants me; What does she want? I don't care, Mom, I want to talk to Pants about FMA! I got to go, talk to me please? Oh my god, thank you very much, okay? Okay, bye-bye, or jawne in Japanese, *laugh out loud*


________

She sounds like a very hyperactive person. Oh...I don't think it's "jawne" that's used to say good-bye in Japanese, though I could be wrong. In any case, you poor person, having to read that. Did you respond back?


Pretty good on the first part but you missed some:

so u lyk roi???????????????????????????????????????????????????? ya he kool w/ his alcmy adn snapign his fingrs lik so KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. whoz ur fasv. homoncoli???????????????????????? mine iz rath he is so keut i luv him almost az muc as i luff de rofl butt not as muhc. oh i G2g my mom wnts me wut doz she wnt?????????? I DONT CARE MOM BCUZ I WANA TALK 2 PATNS ABUT FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 g2g talk 2 me plzs ometym o kay?????? oka ybyeb ye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or jawne in japneze lol

=

So you like Roy? Yeah, he's cool with his alchemy and snapping his fingers. Like, so COOOOOOOOOL!. Who is your favorite Homuncli? Mine is Wrath. He is so cute. I love him almost as much as Ed. *rolling on the floor laughing* But not as much. Oh, I've got to go, my mom wants me. What does she want? "I don't care Mom because I want to talk to Pants about FMA!" Got to go, talk to me please. (ometym = ?) Okay, bye bye! Or Ja ne in Japanese. *laugh out loud*


^.^ Thanks for spotting that.

Patron with a Mission


SonarP

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:31 pm


SilverMaple
[Joan De Arc]
Slap some literacy and sense into her....
YOU CANNOT GO OUT WITH A FREAKING ANIME CHARACTER!!!!!
And I thought I seen enough losers at Quizilla.


I totally agree. Quizilla is chalk-full of girls who have infatuations on anime or fictional-story characters and start to write love stories about them. >_<

And "jawne"? "Jawne"? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD If she has to add her little fangirl Japanese words in her sentences, she should at least spell them right.


o.o I write stories with fictional characters in them, some of them love stories. And I have an infatuation for a lot of them, but I realize that they're fictional. Something wrong with that?

But...yeah....She'd probably make Sloth cry. Speaking with relation to the character and the actual sin, that's probably damn near impossible.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:55 pm


Oh my god, I'm sorry but it's so funny to see someone like that try and make sense. The saddest part was, she spelled your name wrong. How bad can you get at spelling that when you have the persons name in front of you, you still spell it wrong?

People like her should not be allowed to watch anime. It's people like her that disgrace the entire anime world. I love FMA and I hate people like her.

heavens_akki


heavens_akki

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:57 pm


dameonmac5918

She sounds like a very hyperactive person. Oh...I don't think it's "jawne" that's used to say good-bye in Japanese, though I could be wrong. In any case, you poor person, having to read that. Did you respond back?


It's Ja ne I'm pretty sure. My best friend is taking japanese and she says that's what it says in her book that she is using. Oh well. She still spelled the thing wrong. She disgraces anything even related to anime.
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