.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[- Nanokax -]

HEY, WAAAAAAAIT !! ..

i'm talkin' :

~> Granted, but it melt smile
~> i wish i had a boyfriend :c

NOW, YOU CAN TALK wink

 

[Dazed Poppet]

Granted, but he cheated on you with 6 different girls C:
I wish I had red hair =_=  

[Empty Biscuit Tin]

Wish Granted! (I HAVE RED HAIR!!)
But it was so bright it attracted frogs who ate it!

I wish I had a swimming pool filled with melted chocolate! mrgreen  

[Allikat27]

Granted, but when you jumped in it ended up freezing and you get trapped in it for eternity!

I wish I was a better role-player...  

[En-Faye]

Wish granted but everyone fell asleep so you have no one to roleplay with. D:

I wish I had a panda to snuggle with.  

[InuKiky]

Granted, but then its mommy came and ate you.

I wish everyone would stop seeing me as worthless.  

[mii jigoku]

Granted. You are sold to a rich person for $500.

I wish I could meet the actors of Bones.  

[Tsiklop]

Granted, but they all turn out to be huge jerks and won't give you their autographs.

I wish I could become one with mother Russia.  

[reshi xx]

Wish granted, but on your flight to Russia, your plane crashed on an uncharted island and you're the only survivor.


I wish that my crush would ask me out.

 

[Tsiklop]

Granted, but then he cancels with the lame excuse "I have to wash my hair"...

I wish there was more Romano omorashi art... ninja  

[reshi xx]

Wish granted, but you bang your head, loose your memory and now you think you hate it.

I wish my crush asked me out, and he came to the date.

 

[Tsiklop]

I could never hate Romano omorashi~

Granted, but both of you forgot your wallets and the restaurant you went to was really expensive. I guess now you get to bond over a mutual dine-n-dash!

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

ithinkthatshowitgoes  

[reshi xx]

Wish granted, but while you're flying with them, they get so hungry they eat you.

I wish my crush asked me out, we had a nice date, and neither of us forgot our money.

 

[EarlsGarden]

Granted, but the next day he dumps you. gonk

I wish life was easier.

 

[reshi xx]

Granted, but now it's so easy, your life rocks, and everyone elses sucks, so they kill you in your sleep.

I wish that I could eat whatever and not gain any more weight.