corrupt a wish

[magic_doglover]

granted. the box also happens to be filled with angry bees, which you ARE allergic to.

i wish that i could walk on water whenever i wanted.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. A local tribe of devout Christians shoot you down and take you into their lair to kill you again, in hopes of triggering Armageddon, the final war, and the ascension.

I wish for a good luck charm  

[applesauce600]

Granted but it has a strong foot smell.

I wish for the Nile.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. *it bursts down your door and floods your house, sweeping you out and down the street, taking other houses with it* There you go.


I wish for a moon rock.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It's radio active.... And it gives you cancer... You have 3 weeks to live. biggrin

I wish teeny buffer tween pop died... and never came back! (I don't mind Hanner Montaner dressing goth . biggrin )  

[applesauce600]

Granted, but if it goes down it's taking you with it! And that means you'll be in hell with teeny buffer tween pop forever.

I wish for an invisibility cloak.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

((Not bad... But I can murder them again 20 times over in hell! twisted ))

Granted. You can never take it off~ biggrin

I wish I knew any better than to challenge a thumb wrestling champion to an arm wrestling match in exchange for a dirty, naughty kiss.... I regret it. neutral  

[applesauce600]

Granted but you didn't know better than to challenge a mud wrestling champion to a thumb wrestling match in exchange for a dirty, naughty hug while you were wearing your best outfit... and you regret it.

I wish Ayame didn't know better than to challenge me in exchange for a dirty, naughty hand shake... that she regrets.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. I win in exchange for a lump of cash.

(Naughty handshake? I can't imagine that! Dirty hug... yes)

I wish I knew better than to challenge anyone in exchange for ANYTHING naughty! crying  

[Rsnbl Faith]

granted but you remembered you like naughty and regretted your wish.

I wish for little boy blue and the man on the moon, and when you coming home dad I don't know when but we'll be together then son  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. But I did not understand a bloody thing you said so little boy blue and the man on the moon comes to you.. in pieces.

I wish I didn't like naughty things anymore! crying  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

Ayame-Yuura

Granted. But I did not understand a bloody thing you said so little boy blue and the man on the moon comes to you.. in pieces.

I wish I didn't like naughty things anymore! crying

granted but now you dont like anything and life is no longer fun

i wish i had the good cable where there was always something good on all the time  

[Rsnbl Faith]

Granted but it turns out to be Jim Carry DUN DUN DUN!

I wish I had a dollar  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It's counterfeit.

I wish for a lump sum  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

granted but they only play one cover and its snuffle bunny

i wish i already had my Associates degree