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| Dance with Jesus. |
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| Dance with Zombie Jesus. |
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| Are named Tuttle. |
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 Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:11 am
I see these a lot of places, and I recently found one on a M*A*S*H site and wondered how many we could come up with. A few that are obvious (I got them from the site) -You call people you don't like "Ferret Face" -Whenever you got in trouble, you swore Tuttle did it. -When you're trying to seem educated, you say "Ahhh, Bach." -You try all the practical jokes at home. -You get your fashion tips from Klinger...and you're male. There's a few. Here's the site: http://www.mash4077.co.uk/obsession.html
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:57 am
You know you're obsessed with M*A*S*H when:
You can recite random quotes from the show from memory. (guilty)
You no longer watch tv since your station stopped showing M*A*S*H (from the website, and I am guilty)
Whenever you hear the term "chief surgeon" or "head nurse", you immediately think of Hawkeye or Margaret (also from the site, also guilty)
You know the plot of every single episode by heart, even if you don't know the title (guilty!!)
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:38 am
You know you're obsessed with M*A*S*H when:
You swear that possession is nine-tenths of the law.
You don't want to be officer of the day, even when you're not in the army.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:44 pm
you've seen every episode at least 10 times. Yep
you can't go a day without watching M*A*S*H. yea
you can't sleep if you haven't seen M*A*S*H that day. true
when you are sleep-deprived from staying up until 1am every night just to see an episode you've already seen 5 times. Done it
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:12 pm
-You named your teddy bear Radar.
-You watch music videos/slideshows about it.
-You watch crappy youtube videos just to get some kind of M*A*S*H fix.
-You create/join a M*A*S*H guild.... sweatdrop
-You've read 201 things Skippy is not allowed to do in the army, and you think of Hawkeye.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:27 pm
You have pictures of your favorite character in your Gaia signature...(yup)
You create a M*A*S*H guild for people to talk about the show or movie...
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:37 pm
You buy every M*A*S*H* shirt you can find, even if it isn't your size.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:54 pm
You think that, between Catch-22 and MASH, you'd like to become an army chaplain, because they're so filled with awesome. Or a surgeon. But the former applies to me. XD
You make a seperate Gaia account to cosplay as a MASH character.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:56 pm
When, if someone calls you real late, you pick up the phone and say, "MASH, 4-0-something-something, and you've got a lot of nerve calling in the middle of the night."
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:29 pm
You have a naked frolic with Hot Lips, and you wake up panting and sweating, realizing it was only a dream. redface
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:44 pm
You use expressions from the show to get your point across...
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:10 pm
When your Parent/Spouse serves the same thing from dinner three nights(or more) in a row and you start banging you fork and knife on the table screaming "We want something else" with someone else. Or even yourself.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:21 pm
When, after you're asked why you behaved the way you did, you say, "I cracked under the pressure, Warden."
When you hear the name "Potter," you automatically think of the colonel. (The Fine Arts building at MWSU is called Potter Hall, and that's what I think of every time I hear about it.)
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:12 pm
-For the last week you wondered how your MASH guild was progressing.
-You tried to think of topics to post all week instead of spending it resting.
-You answered the phone MASH 4077 for the past week while doing so. (Wouldn't you know it, my it was my grandma each time I did that, and we don't have caller ID)
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:13 am
Welcome back! We've missed you!
When you are like Radar and can complete your commanding officer/boss' sentances.
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