Telemarketers

[Oakeyo]

(telemarketer calls to sell tube socks)

telemarketer:can i please speak to m.r oakeyo

oakeyo:yeah ill just go get him

------------------------5 hours later-----------------------

telemarketer:heloooooo, heloooo ,m.r oakeyo

-------------------------2 hours even later---------------

oakeyo:sorry he's not in

(telemarketer calls to sell sheep testicles)  

[Sakura_bamboo]

(telemarketer calls to sell sheep testicles)

I'm sorry, I haven't worn out my first set of those. . . call back later.

(telemarketer calls to sell facial hair)  

[Oakeyo]

(telemarketer calls to sell facial hair)

im sorry paris hilton gave me some of her moustache already

(telemarketer calls to sell telemarketer)  

[Super Lethe]

(telemarketer calls to sell telemarketer)

Are you the telemarketer that's on sale? May I murder you for waking me in the midst of my sleep after my purchase?

(telemarketer calls to sell counterfeit money)  

[Parisian Loafer]

(telemarketer calls to sell counterfeit money)

Counterfeit money, eh? Lemme check the wikipedia entry for that...

:takes paper bag and fiils it up with air, waits a second, and pops it right next to the telephone:

ARGH! I've been shot! :hangs up:
Hehehe...

(telemarketer calls sellling model katana)  

[Oakeyo]

oah does it work... can i chop your head off with it!  

[Dangerboy3]

(telemarketer calls to sell an empty post)

STOP BOTHERING ME! MY HEADS STUCK IN THE FRIDGE!

(telemarketer calls to sell your soul)  

[Super Lethe]

(telemarketer calls to sell your soul)

how did you get that O_O
...
how much ¬¬

(telemarketer calls to sell some cheese with your wine cheese_whine )  

[Parisian Loafer]

(telemarketer calls selling some cheese with your wine)

I'M UNDERAGE, DAMNIT! I DON'T DRINK WINE! scream

...

What kind of cheese?


(telemarketer calls selling something shiny)  

[Oakeyo]

(telemarkrter calls to sell something shiney)
is it a knife? is it sharp enough to slit my wrists? i hope it is coz i just had my car clamped and your ringing me 12'o' clock in the frickin night!

(telemarketer calls to sell you a paperclip)  

[Scarlett Syn]

How about I use that paperclip to clamp your mouth shut forever?


[telemarketer calls trying to sell goat cheese]  

[Christian Monroe]

[telemarketer calls trying to sell goat cheese]

if its called goat cheese, why isn't it ment for goats?

[telemarketer calls to sell earwax candles]  

[background tanks]

[Telemarketer calls to sell earwax candle]

Sorry, I already made my own.

[Telemarketer calls to sell pie]  

[dgfhjkjhf]

(telemarketer call to sell pie)

Pie? Is it Telemarketer pie? If not, i can quickly make it one.. twisted

(Telemarketer calls to sell you)  

[Princess of Ember]

(Telemarketer calls to sell you)


Me? Please... I'm still trying to return the old me before the 30 policy expires.

(Telemarketer calls to sell your grandma's undie-pants 4laugh )