Telemarketers

[Kouenki]

(telemarketer calls to sell anchovies)

FOO! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK ON THE PHONE! THEY HERE! THEY HERE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! OH MY GAWD! THEY'RE IN THE HOUSE! OH NO! PLEASE HEL-*click*

(telemarketer calls to sell you used napkins)  

[Arachnakid]

(Telemarketer calls to sell you used napkins)

"Wow, like, that's like really cool, and ohmygawd like, do you have, like, a napkin that was used by like Richie from Blackmoore's night? No? That's like, too bad..." *covers the phone with one hand and laughs histerically*

(Telemarketer calls to tell you you can be FREE FROM CREDIT CARD DEBT!!!)  

[Raven_Spero]

(Telemarketer calls to tell you you can be FREE FROM CREDIT CARD DEBT!!!)

Really? That would be fantastic... IF I HAD A CREDIT CARD!! Now if you will excuse me, my dog is on fire, i have to go rescue him.

(telelmarketer calls to sell you a " lightly" used leisure suit [real vintage from the 70's])  

[Sasuke_Cursed]

(telelmarketer calls to sell you a " lightly" used leisure suit [real vintage from the 70's]) "im sorry......i have 700 of them .....SO NEVER CALL AGAIN !" *stabs phone with giant knife*

((Telemarketer calls to sell you a fake puppy (that looks real and has been crushed) ))  

[Dangerboy3]

((Telemarketer calls to sell you a fake puppy (that looks real and has been crushed) ))

"if your willing to accept a fake crushed bill then i accept!"

((telemarketer calls to not sell you a cell phone))  

[ice_lollies]

(telemarketer calls to not sell you a cell phone)

"I'm sorry, but if I ever get trapped on a deserted island I'm going to need my phone to order a pizza...or something" *snuggles mobile*

(telemarketer calls you to sell a bomb shelter...ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!)

 

[Sasuke_Cursed]

(telemarketer calls you to sell a bomb shelter...ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!)
O.O " OMG! HELP ME! WHERE...WHERE....TO..GO! *looks at cat* COME HER FRICKLES GET ON MY HEAD *cats stcratches head* AHHHH! " *runs around screaming* --Click*

(Telemarketer calls to sell you a wierd thing of cheese...)  

[Different...Very.]

-farts right into the phone very loudly- I don't need anymore cheese. -farts again- *click*


(Telemarketer calls to tell you about Rich Chocolate Ovaltine)  

[Spooviie]

No!!

(Telemarketer calls to tell you about quackking ducks)  

[Different...Very.]

Quacks? Really? Ducks quack? Are you kidding me!? All this time I thought they clopped! I feel like such a fool! The world turn against me every time! Why? WHY must the world do me so! Woe, WOE IS ME!!! Such a cruel, cruel world that deceives me once again! I cannot take it anymore! Goodbye, telemarketer, goodbye clop-- I mean QUACKING ducks! Goodbye, doctor! Goodbye, pills! Goodbye, World!!!!! Quack. *click*


Call about electronic garbage bags  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

(Telemarketer calls about electronic garbage bags)

Will it dispose of itself?

(Telemarketer calls about selling Christmas lights)  

[Different...Very.]

I'm Jewish. -click-


(Telemarketer calls about paper shredders)  

[KO-KO]

Mind if I shred you?

(Telemarketer calls, selling recalled dog food)  

[Roland_Jamison]

OH MY GOD HELP ME THE ANTS ARE STEALING MY BRAIN.
(hears a CLICK on the other end of the line)

(telemarketer calls trying to sell you life insurance for your dog)  

[Different...Very.]

You just missed him. Died 10 seconds ago. -click-

(Telemarketer call selling smiley posters)