Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Wind-Whisper]

Because a female cat is called a queen, she knows it, believes it, and doesn't care what anyone else thinks, so she only rules you. (Hey...that's true!)

Why do dogs have noses?  

[Pepper Peck]

You have a nose, no ?

How does an alligator skydive ?  

[goddessofforever]

Carefully

Will bacon rule the world?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

only when the cable across my ceiling falls

why did we (me and my roommate) decided to strech the cable across the ceiling?  

[D u c k ii e xx]

so u your cable can be in peace up there!

why are people so annoying?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

because they're unable to get the stick out of their a**

who decided to mix polkas and christmas carols?  

[Arachnakid]

The same person who decided to make cheaper lightbulbs that go out in a few months, even though the original lightbulb STILL WORKS TO THIS DAY.
xd

Why don't keyboards have the letters in alphabetical order (a, b, c, etc.)?  

[KO-KO]

Because your fingers don't stretch right for typing if you list the keys alphabetically.

How come untalented people keep trying out for "American Idol"?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

because they're tone deaf

why does popcorn taste so good at 11 PM? (yes i'm eating it)  

[goddessofforever]

popcorn tastes good any time

Why am I up on a snowday at 7?  

[KO-KO]

To see if it's really true that snowmen come out to frolic in the snow before they melt, or at least before you see them playing.


Why do the snowmen melt, anyway?  

[Pepper Peck]

Becuz people always throw their tea or coffee they don't want out of the window on them.

Will mice ever stop eating cheese ?  

[Saikii]

When pigs fly...

Where do babies come from?  

[Arachnakid]

Remember that puppy you kicked when you were 7? Babies come from the tears of kicked puppies... cry

Why do I always get calls from telemarketers right when I'm checking my e-mail (no matter what time of day I do this?) scream  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

because they sense that you're being productive

why am i wide awake at 3 AM?