Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

With the red armband, yes.

What does 999+0 equal?  

[magic_doglover]

i.

can a black hole be reincarnated?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Only if it lived a good prosperous life. Otherwise it goes to Black Hole Hell.


What happens if I set you on fire?  

[magic_doglover]

i become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

who is the weakest link?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

A doughnut.

What time of day does a squiggly monster come out to feed?  

[ChersierMuffins]

Muffin, duh.

Is my sister a girl?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Nope.




Are you my mother?  

[ChersierMuffins]

Yes.

Where did all the unicorns go?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

They went to Loo Land.

What do you do with a drunken sailor?  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

borrow money before he sobers up.


what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

3.14159.

Who discovered Canada?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Beavers.


Do aliens exist?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Yes they do, but only if you believe that they do.

What stole my hamburger!  

[izzabella11]

The cow you stole it out of.

Do messenger jellyfish come potty trained?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Only if you order them three weeks in advance.


Am I dictatory enough for the Dictator Club?