Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[GemEncrustedEarth]

so you don't all turn around when i yell your name

why is there a cow on my printer?  

[GoldenFraggle]

Because it's comfy there !

Why do we put ketchup on hamburgers ?  

[Carrielicious!]

Because we just do

Why are circles round?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

they'd be square otherwise!

why is there a chibi ed dancing in my head?  

[Different...Very.]

Something has to happen in there!

Why does the toilet water turn one way in the US?  

[Pepper Peck]

Because it turns the other way in Canada.

How do cows produce milk ?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

Very carefully

How does the burnt toast smell come into my room when people don't cook in the kitchen often? (i'm above the kitchen)  

[GoldenFraggle]

Because the monster that lives in your closet is making breakfast.

Why do libraries close early on Saturdays ??  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

To save you from the book monster that eats people who loiter afterhours

Why does my closet not have a door?  

[XanXives]

because the monster that live in your closet will die from sufication (I think is mispelled xp )

Why are hotdogs are called hotdogs if they are.......what the heck is hotdogs made of!?  

[Pepper Peck]

Now, that is a dumb question....Dogs, of course !

Do you know what Helena McFroo's last words were ?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

"Get out my shower you fluffy bastards!"

Why did my foot fall asleep?  

[XanXives]

because you kep it awake all night!

why do people say ouch when they get hurt?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

it takes less time than saying "my foot"

why did my friend randomly do my hair last night?  

[Lucius Belcoeur]

Because he was hungry! lol

Why tables have four legs?