| I do not like green eggs and ham |
| I do not like them, Sam-I-am |
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 Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:14 pm
Got this in an e-mail, thought it was hilarious and would share it with you all:
GREEN EGGS AND WHAT? The National Education Association is celebrating "Read Across America" by encouraging adults to read to children. Of course, Green Eggs and Ham is one of the most popular Dr. Seuss books. And, there's the dilemma. How can Jewish kids celebrate with green Eggs and HAM? So, in honor of (and with apologies to the estate of Dr. Seuss) here's a new ending for the story:
Will you never see?
They are not KOSHER, So let me be!
I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them, Sam-I-am
But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit!
Or I will try them with some brisket.
I'll eat green eggs in a box.
If you serve them with some lox.
And those green eggs are worth a try
Scrambled up in matzo brie!
And in a boat upon the river,
I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham,
Let your friends in on the scoop:
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:18 pm
(in ANOTHER e-mail)
For Your Information:
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in Israel...
In the following flavors:
Wailing Walnut
Moishmellow
Mazel Toffee
Chazalnut
Oy Ge-malt
Mi Ka-mocha.
Soda & Gamorra
Bernard Malamint
Berry Pr'i Hagafen
Choc-Eilat Chip
and finally (drum roll, please).........Simchas T'oreo.
It should also be noted that all these flavors come in a Cohen.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:48 pm
That's... that's cute.
We already have Ben & Jerry's. I just don't recall seeing someone buying or eating it. 0.0 It looks like heart-attack-in-a-can.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:06 am
F. Fritzi That's... that's cute. We already have Ben & Jerry's. I just don't recall seeing someone buying or eating it. 0.0 It looks like heart-attack-in-a-can. But, its so good...
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:01 am
>.> I love ben and gerry's ice cream, though I doubt eat it that often. >.> but now i want some. crying
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:33 am
F. Fritzi That's... that's cute. We already have Ben & Jerry's. I just don't recall seeing someone buying or eating it. 0.0 It looks like heart-attack-in-a-can. Cherry Garcia for the win. >.> (though I've been good and I haven't bought any in a while.)
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:24 am
xd That's really cute! Thanks for sharing! ^^
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:54 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:40 am
How wonderfully heart warming. Haha, I liked the Wailing Walnut.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:35 pm
DarkHalcyon F. Fritzi That's... that's cute. We already have Ben & Jerry's. I just don't recall seeing someone buying or eating it. 0.0 It looks like heart-attack-in-a-can. Cherry Garcia for the win. >.> (though I've been good and I haven't bought any in a while.) I agree with you fully, the onlything I'd say is add more cherry's to it. >.> I know I haven't bought any in a while either so I'm good.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:13 am
Donovinhs Knight F. Fritzi That's... that's cute. We already have Ben & Jerry's. I just don't recall seeing someone buying or eating it. 0.0 It looks like heart-attack-in-a-can. But, its so good... I've never really tried that. I might. I guess it's good if they managed to survive in this market (it made me so happy when Dunkin Donuts went out of business here).
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:35 am
Dunno if I should be amused or offended...
*decides to go on middle ground and makes a nervous and unsure noise that could pass as a laugh*
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:04 pm
hahaha That's awsome! blaugh heart
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:37 pm
luv them their so adorable their use to be a ben n jery's in my arear but it moved
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