How would you kill the person above you?

[magic_doglover]

i'd pull the trigger of a gun pointed at your head that pops out a flag that reads "Thanks for changing your avi!", then pull the trigger again to launch it at his head with lethal velocity.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd force feed him all the contents of the picnic basket, followed by the basket itself and the blanket and watch him explode.  

[Hiddochi wolf]

I would force a bunch of hot glue up his butt and make 'im sit down to be stuck in place, then pick his brain out of his skull bit by bit with needles forcibly inserted into his nose and ears. Lastly, I'd make him consume the brain in his final moments.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

How sadistic! I'm impressed. 3nodding



I'd strap her down to an operating table, then I'd put on a labcoat, a medical mask, and a pair of white medical gloves, then I'd take some operating tools and begin removing all of her organs until she died of blood loss. Oh, and forget about anasthesia, you're gonna feel every step of the process. twisted  

[Hiddochi wolf]

I can be wicked when I want to be. razz


I would strip all his armor away, hang him by his arms on a chain 25 feet off the ground, then tie another chain around his legs and have that chain be yanked downward by a heavy construction machine. Slowly, he would be ripped apart by the forces of the machine and gravity, and his blood and guts would rain down upon the concrete. That, or he'd just lose a couple a limbs, fall to his doom, and bleed to death.  

[magic_doglover]

i'd hang you upside down and watch you slowly die from inappropriate blood accumulation in your head.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd put a grizzly bear in his cereal.


((Anyone get the reference?))  

[magic_doglover]

((lol, nice. Family Guy, right?))

i'd give him a slight cut using his own dirty machete and let him die of tetanus and various infections.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

((yup 3nodding ))


I'd put a poisoned box of cookies in his picnic basket.  

[magic_doglover]

i'd pull 2 identical boxes of cookies out of the basket and offer him some from each.  

[Nazara]

I would punch you so hard in the face your neck will snap  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I would lock you in a chemical gas testing chamber and test various types of harmful gasses on you until you died.  

[magic_doglover]

i'd just leave him alone and let him live to death.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd make him read Medieval Neoplatonic philosophy until his head exploded.

Trust me. That won't take too long.  

[Nazara]

I'd hire him to kill himself