Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Pierre42]

L.O.O. gets Cait Sith

*inserts gil*

Wakka's will: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta, water rod, pet nova dragon, Wakkas left hand (GOD YOU BUTCHERED HIM!!!!!)  

[Kazumi-Azakura]

Pierre gets Red XIII's Feces.

*inserts gil*

Inventory: Vincent's Chaos Form, Machina 550-I, Key to Sector 5, Picture of NORG, Massive cannon from the ship place in FF7  

[lack-of-originality]

Balmungoftheazureskies gets some gloves and a poop scoop (poo is not for playing with)

*inserts gil*

invintory: albed translation vol. 3, celestrial mirror, dark matter, desert rose, bahamut zero summon, flash grenade (BOOOOOOOOOM!), a moomba, small music box, toilet paper, red rose, mystery potion (better not mix it with the special potion and the secret potion. i don't want to be a frog now do i ), Caladbolg, Tifa, Tifa's implants for free, cait sith rolleyes  

[Pierre42]

L.O.O. gets vegnagun

*inserts gil*

Wakka's will: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta, water rod, pet nova dragon, Wakkas left hand , Red XIII Feces stare  

[Captain Glomps]

Pierre gets a poo launcher (plus a mini Red XIII)

inserts gil*

Invintory: Black mages hat, sephiroth's sword, Lulu push- up bra, Yuna's Dancer Dress Sphere , cats bell, how to repair with soul manual, garnet's horn, a peice of paper saying 'please don't kick the machine' (no hard fellings), quick silver , door to tomorrow, orb of light, black chocobo, zell's gloves, omnislash tech, Suitcase full of potions, Jupiter Crest , Crusader Wagon, judda (who pulls the wagon), the invincible (who needs a wagon when you have an air ship), black materia, 9999 cactar needles ( Hey! You killed Judda), suitcase full of phoenix downs (nope Judda lives), Lady Luck Dresssphere, champion bealt ,a new brand of Potion flavored Soda, shield materia, gold chocobo ( I can now start a chocobo farm of my own), keycard 60, victorious, link http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/finalfantasy.html, bahamut card, pet cactar , Tonberry voodoo doll, blessed gem, girl next door, Jenova cell injection syringe, Ruby, Sephiroth Cape (i'm on my way to kill aeris now), Princess Guard , Timber Maniacs (Balamb edition), Tifa outfit, Digging team, Quad Stage, Auron's sake jug (YAY. i like sake), tonberry kings knife, revolver gunblade , chocobo fur coat, Army standard issue Esthar blade ,small toy of Ultima weapon,
cowboy hat, Elevator, enemy skill materia, tifa piano, buster sword (yay! IT'S MINE), blade polishing kit , Acoustic guitar, toy Masumune (someone has been making copies of my sword), master materia, Sephiroth wig (are you trying to suggest something people?!), How to be like Sephiroth and twist your mind to his level (*draws out masamune and starts to slash at judda*), training sword, machina scout, lots of ideas, Invisible book of invisibility, stone that was put in pond and suspiciously resembles a water stone, jackpot of various FF healing items that spew from the machine, Gippal's Godly Giganticly great gun, red ring, sephiroth (time for people to pay their debts)  

[Kazumi-Azakura]

MGG gets Topahl Greens

*Inserts Gil*

Inventory: Vincent's Chaos Form, Machina 550-I, Key to Sector 5, Picture of
NORG, Massive cannon from the ship place in FF7, gloves and a poop scoop  

[Pierre42]

Balmung gets Poo fired at him in rapid sucession (GO POO LAUNCHER!!)

*inserts gil*

Wakka's will: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta, water rod, pet nova dragon, Wakkas left hand , Red XIII Feces , mini red XIII and poo launcher  

[lack-of-originality]

Pierre gets the book Machina for Dummies (nothing personal)


*inserts gil*

invintory: albed translation vol. 3, celestrial mirror, dark matter, desert rose, bahamut zero summon, flash grenade (BOOOOOOOOOM!), a moomba, small music box, toilet paper, red rose, mystery potion (better not mix it with the special potion and the secret potion. i don't want to be a frog now do i ), Caladbolg, Tifa, Tifa's implants for free, cait sith, vegnagun  

[Pierre42]

L.O.O. gets The Experiment

*inserts gil*

Wakka's will: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta, water rod, pet nova dragon, Wakkas left hand , Red XIII Feces , mini red XIII and poo launcher, Machina for dummies (o0o0o0 basic robot making instructions...cool!)  

[Kazumi-Azakura]

Pierre gets a note to Stop Throwing Poo, especiialy when it has NOTHING to do with Final Fantasy

*inserts gil*

Inventory: Vincent's Chaos Form, Machina 550-I, Key to Sector 5, Picture of NORG, Massive cannon from the ship place in FF7, gloves and a poop scoop, Poo fired at me in rapid sucession  

[Pierre42]

Balmung gets a note fired at him saying "You started it! besides it is FF related poop. It iis red XIII's poop you should be honoured!".
He also gets a side order of poop.

*inserts gil*

Wakka's will: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta, water rod, pet nova dragon, Wakkas left hand , Red XIII Feces , mini red XIII and poo launcher, Machina for dummies (o0o0o0 basic robot making instructions...cool!) , a note saying "Stop Throwing Poo, especiialy when it has NOTHING to do with Final Fantasy"  

[Captain Glomps]

Pierre gets mystery sword

*inserts gil*

Invintory: Black mages hat, sephiroth's sword, Lulu push- up bra, Yuna's Dancer Dress Sphere , cats bell, how to repair with soul manual, garnet's horn, a peice of paper saying 'please don't kick the machine' (no hard fellings), quick silver , door to tomorrow, orb of light, black chocobo, zell's gloves, omnislash tech, Suitcase full of potions, Jupiter Crest , Crusader Wagon, judda (who pulls the wagon), the invincible (who needs a wagon when you have an air ship), black materia, 9999 cactar needles ( Hey! You killed Judda), suitcase full of phoenix downs (nope Judda lives), Lady Luck Dresssphere, champion bealt ,a new brand of Potion flavored Soda, shield materia, gold chocobo ( I can now start a chocobo farm of my own), keycard 60, victorious, link http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/finalfantasy.html, bahamut card, pet cactar , Tonberry voodoo doll, blessed gem, girl next door, Jenova cell injection syringe, Ruby, Sephiroth Cape (i'm on my way to kill aeris now), Princess Guard , Timber Maniacs (Balamb edition), Tifa outfit, Digging team, Quad Stage, Auron's sake jug (YAY. i like sake), tonberry kings knife, revolver gunblade , chocobo fur coat, Army standard issue Esthar blade ,small toy of Ultima weapon,
cowboy hat, Elevator, enemy skill materia, tifa piano, buster sword (yay! IT'S MINE), blade polishing kit , Acoustic guitar, toy Masumune (someone has been making copies of my sword), master materia, Sephiroth wig (are you trying to suggest something people?!), How to be like Sephiroth and twist your mind to his level (*draws out masamune and starts to slash at judda*), training sword, machina scout, lots of ideas, Invisible book of invisibility, stone that was put in pond and suspiciously resembles a water stone, jackpot of various FF healing items that spew from the machine, Gippal's Godly Giganticly great gun, red ring, sephiroth (time for people to pay their debts), Topahl Greens  

[Pierre42]

M.G.G. gets Machine gun

*inserts gil*

Wakka's will: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta, water rod, pet nova dragon, Wakkas left hand , Red XIII Feces , mini red XIII and poo launcher, Machina for dummies (o0o0o0 basic robot making instructions...cool!) , a note saying "Stop Throwing Poo, especiialy when it has NOTHING to do with Final Fantasy" , mystery sword  

[Captain Glomps]

Pierre gets the song "otherworld" on CD

*inserts gil*

Invintory: Black mages hat, sephiroth's sword, Lulu push- up bra, Yuna's Dancer Dress Sphere , cats bell, how to repair with soul manual, garnet's horn, a peice of paper saying 'please don't kick the machine' (no hard fellings), quick silver , door to tomorrow, orb of light, black chocobo, zell's gloves, omnislash tech, Suitcase full of potions, Jupiter Crest , Crusader Wagon, judda (who pulls the wagon), the invincible (who needs a wagon when you have an air ship), black materia, 9999 cactar needles ( Hey! You killed Judda), suitcase full of phoenix downs (nope Judda lives), Lady Luck Dresssphere, champion bealt ,a new brand of Potion flavored Soda, shield materia, gold chocobo ( I can now start a chocobo farm of my own), keycard 60, victorious, link http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/finalfantasy.html, bahamut card, pet cactar , Tonberry voodoo doll, blessed gem, girl next door, Jenova cell injection syringe, Ruby, Sephiroth Cape (i'm on my way to kill aeris now), Princess Guard , Timber Maniacs (Balamb edition), Tifa outfit, Digging team, Quad Stage, Auron's sake jug (YAY. i like sake), tonberry kings knife, revolver gunblade , chocobo fur coat, Army standard issue Esthar blade ,small toy of Ultima weapon,
cowboy hat, Elevator, enemy skill materia, tifa piano, buster sword (yay! IT'S MINE), blade polishing kit , Acoustic guitar, toy Masumune (someone has been making copies of my sword), master materia, Sephiroth wig (are you trying to suggest something people?!), How to be like Sephiroth and twist your mind to his level (*draws out masamune and starts to slash at judda*), training sword, machina scout, lots of ideas, Invisible book of invisibility, stone that was put in pond and suspiciously resembles a water stone, jackpot of various FF healing items that spew from the machine, Gippal's Godly Giganticly great gun, red ring, sephiroth (time for people to pay their debts), Topahl Greens , Machine gun  

[Pierre42]

M.G.G. gets Lulu's magic hairpin

*inserts gil*

Wakka's will: Jecht shot instructions, Wakka hair gel, Blitzball, Blappa (slave), Al Bhed Goggles, mini sphere pool, key to luca stadium, noxious cait sith, Kimahri's horn and Dream team weapon, Alchemist dress sphere, frog card, tiger racket, chainsaw, Excalibur two, chocobo plushie, A CHICABO!!! and a scribble drawing of Tifa (Seriously was this actually an item?), 3 mega ethers, a piece of magicite and Lightning gleam, Solemon ring an ice materia, mini moomba (awww It dances!) , Black mage staff (now it be super-ice-fury-time) , Wakka outfit (uses hair gel blitzball Wakka outfit to tranform into....WAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , Topaz, Murasame , Heavens Cloud (YAAAAAAAAA!!!! BIGGER SWORD!) , Chocograph, shovel (....oh joy), Barret outfit, smaller size barret outfit , Keystone , chocobo lure materia (YAY it's chocobo breedin time!), Gippal's Sphere, Heavens Gospel, pumice piece, Death penalty , leviathan scales, moogle flute, tin armour , reflect ring, gauntlet (YEA FISTFIGHT!!!) , Staff of Zeus, Brotherhood, manipulate materia, butterfly sword, elixer, tissues , Toy cait sith, Tidus hair gel (for that "I don't exist" look), Clouds alter Ego, Card mod. ability (Hah this is useful!), air freshener, space of air where there is nothing , Aurons sake, fire safety manual, free coupon, set of throwing knives, Botta, water rod, pet nova dragon, Wakkas left hand , Red XIII Feces , mini red XIII and poo launcher, Machina for dummies (o0o0o0 basic robot making instructions...cool!) , a note saying "Stop Throwing Poo, especiialy when it has NOTHING to do with Final Fantasy" , mystery sword, otherworld cd (THIS IS A GREAT SONG!!!)