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 Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:31 pm
Okay, this is a topic I stole from the Chrono Crusade guild that I am also in, but I believe I can come up with better ones for good ol' Hellsing. ^^ I hope they aren't a total waste of your time! ^_^ By the way key: Red = guilty, Orange = Did parts of it, Green = Might be guilty, and Blue = Thought about it.
You Might Like Hellsing Too Much If...
- You've ever taken apart a piano and started playing with the wire.
- You draw eyeballs on...well...everything.
- You'ver ever seen a black dog and run up to him screaming, "Oh, my God! Master Alucard!"
- You stab yourself with a nail and cut your arm off to see if it regenerates. (If you haven't done this -- especially if you don't have good insurance or a tetanus shot -- please do not.)
- You find yourself looking down upon people with lots of piercings, and when they make you mad say, "Oh, burst into flames already, Millenium dog!"
- (girls only) You become a police officer and get really mad after not encountering any vampires.
- You name your [insert prized possession here] Casull, get a new one, and name that one Jackal. Or just have one big one and name it Harkonnen.
- You take a capri sun for lunch at school or work and make a label for it so that it looks like a blood packet.
- You go through endless history books for evidence of a neko Nazi.
- You really want someone to call you a freak so you can use an Alucard-inspired comeback.
- (tomboyish or environmentalist girls only) Your preppy sister forces you to put makeup on and you go Mina Harker and scream, "Uncleeeeeean!!!" (okay, more like Dracula, but still...)
- You're working on a fan comic involving you, your friends, and Hellsing characters. It is currently up to 30+ pages.
- You think of your mother as Integra, and mutter things like, "Well, there were a LOT of ghouls keeping me from cleaning my room, Sir Hellsing...!!" while she's yelling at you.
- You've made one or more friend no longer like Hellsing through your constant ranting about it.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:10 pm
You know you like Hellsing too much when you are out shopping, see a pair of nice green dresspants, and yell out "THOSE ARE INTEGRA'S!!!" and then refuse to leave the store without a fitting pair.
.... when you have a 5 disk changer in your car, and the only cd in there is the Hellsing soundtrack.
....when you and your friends can make an entire conversation using only quotes/inside jokes from Hellsing.
....when you see the car called an Integra on the streets, and have the urge to get your orders from it. sweatdrop (some funny jokes came from that one)
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:26 pm
......you parade around in monacles and use your sister's barbie dolls as victims of your "angel of death" attack
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:32 pm
......when you start slicing up the bible, and throwing the pages around to get out of a bad situation.
......when you join any Catholic organization just in search for Section XIII.
......when you get the Bruce Willis joke, willis.
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:53 pm
a[lunie]card - You name your [insert prized possession here] Joshua, get a new one, and name that one Jackal. Or just have one big one and name it Harkonnen.
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:00 pm
- You save yourself so that if you do ever meet Alucard and he for some reason decides to bite you, you'll get to become a vampire and not a goul.
- You wonder what Integral has to do with mathclass and sit for hours trying to figure it out.
-You dream about Alucard every night.
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:56 pm
UtaNeko - You save yourself so that if you do ever meet Alucard and he for some reason decides to bite you, you'll get to become a vampire and not a goul. Oh, yeah, I do that! It just totally slipped my mind when I was posting these! sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:37 pm
you've watched too much hellsing when...
you freak your parents out by telling them Dracula is alive (or dead? 0_o) and well in england but goes by a new alias.
start calling EVERY red colored drink a "masocistic juice box"
you use a nail file to try and make your teeth pointer
you want red contacts
when you see someone who isn't very awake in the morning awake or is sick and scream "GHOUL!!!!" and try to drive your hand through their chest
make your friends sick of the series because you talk about it so much, when they haven't even seen it
you have 500 songs on your iPod but you only ever listen to the Hellsing soundtrack, which is on there 2wice
you yell at kids for disrespecting Alucard when they dress up as vampires for Halloween
tell your friends your gonna lose your virginity to a dead guy
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:34 pm
Quote: you yell at kids for disrespecting Alucard when they dress up as vampires for Halloween I've done this, and not just on Halloween, I've insulted vampires from books and other forms of fiction for insulting Master Alucard with their inferior attacks and techniques
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:06 am
You know you are a Hellsing Addict when you..
Get a job at your local Red Cross/Blood Bank to see if you can raid the stock
Wonder if Integra has anything to do with integers and tries to command the problem to solve itself.(sorry)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:29 pm
you've memorized every word of the manga and OVA
you're wall is covered with pictures from the OVA
you name your pets after characters
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:46 pm
You've named your pokemon after the characters (Guilty for naming her Kyogre Samiel and her Groudon Kaspar, many other named as well)
Your boyfriend knows you're so over obsessed with Rip Van Winkle he makes you her musket (TRUE)
You make a mood chart in your room featuring Hellsing characters (TRUE)
You're travelling thousands of miles to meet Hirano (TRUE, that, and to meet my best friend)
And
._. you go out of your way to ensure that you'll look like the attempted cosplay character, that means get contacts, dying hair, and letting it lengthen to insane proportions
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:57 pm
Quote: You've named your pokemon after the charactersWonder if Integra has anything to do with integers and tries to command the problem to solve itself.
You giggle at everything you can just vaguely relate to Hellsing.
You can't stop making Hellsing fanart no matter how hard you try.
You have to relate school work to Hellsing to get some of it finished. (Eep, Im terrible gonk )
You keep a record of all the friends you've introduced to Hellsing (Kudos if it's a long list)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:32 pm
Podkayne of Mars Quote: You've named your pokemon after the charactersWonder if Integra has anything to do with integers and tries to command the problem to solve itself.
You giggle at everything you can just vaguely relate to Hellsing.
You can't stop making Hellsing fanart no matter how hard you try.
You have to relate school work to Hellsing to get some of it finished. (Eep, Im terrible gonk )
You keep a record of all the friends you've introduced to Hellsing (Kudos if it's a long list)Yeah, I do the school work to Hellsing thing. xD You get sick and only have the willpower to recuperate because you deleriously just imagined that you gave it to your least favorite character. *cough*Almost, but it was actually a character I rather like... gonk
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:33 pm
All your screen names have something to do with Hellsing (true)
You took screen shots of every frame your favorite character is in. (true)
You had to buy another HD to house all the screen shots you took.
And you have piles of CDs with Hellsing related pics and stuff on them. (true)
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