|
|
| Some three questions in here that need an answer. |
| I found them, "answers" |
|
100% |
[ 25 ] |
|
| Total Votes : 25 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:42 pm
Only in America.
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to
your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there
handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America.......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
6. Only in America.......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
7. Only in America......do we use
answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a
call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America.......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved
tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:33 am
Quote: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:37 am
Quote: 6. Only in America.......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:51 pm
lol, i've seen these, but with America replaced by Britain rolleyes
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:47 am
rofl rofl rofl
I love these! Thanks for sharing!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:36 am
well.. .some of them are definately NOT 'ONLY in america" ...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:38 pm
6. Only in America.......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
lol
Only at my house the car worth 15K is in the driveway and about 5K worth of bicycles are in the garage!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
