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bullcrap, right?
yeah!
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*looks around nervously* uh, yeah! hehe...
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Love.Your.Hate.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:18 am


Big_Ass_Guitar_Gun
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Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with an important message, a message that we as young people should all take notice of. Here it is in full.



If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.


I post this here so you can all see the dangers of this insideous subculture. I myself was almost lured into its self-destructive spiral, but through the help of my local church and parents I managed to escape. Your church can help you too, if you just pay close attention to the warning signs.

Thank you.


Oh my favorit one is in red rofl

It is sad how stupid people are in this world. gonk

I never know the toleration of Buddhism was so "dangerous".
like, wtf? this is so screwed up!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:11 pm


...*bursts out laughing* over 20 of those apply to me.

I think it's a satire that's basically saying that religion gets out of hand with appearances.

morsusmihi


Love.Your.Hate.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:38 pm


morsusmihi
...*bursts out laughing* over 20 of those apply to me.

I think it's a satire that's basically saying that religion gets out of hand with appearances.
yeah a lot apply to me too.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:15 pm


17 here and yes most of these are just dumb but some of them are not good things to do.

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LadyBugLes

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:38 am


I'm pretty sure that's an Onion.com article, guys.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:52 am


Well whatever it is it's annoying. I mean if you look up Gothic it's also a type of building structure. Churches were of the Gothic form. stare

Cult movies ftw

Anxious Flip-Flopper


Love.Your.Hate.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:19 pm


exactly! i don't care where it's from! i'm tired of stereotypes... count chocula cereal? wtf? like my friend and i were talking about emo kids, and he was like, "are those the kids that cut temselves?" and i got mad... and doesn't EVERYONE watch cable television? i bet whoever wrote that watches more tv than anyone in the world... evil
PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:13 pm


It is very annoying...but noone can get away from stereotyping. This kid in my German class has been labeled the 'weird kid' because he dresses goth and is guaging *I know that I didn't spell that right...sorry sweatdrop * his ears.

morsusmihi


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:36 pm


Yes I've seen that article before. stare
But, it's not serious. I mean COUNT CHOCULA? At that point, there's no point in keeping a straight face.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:39 am


i think that was originally made as satire.. it is rather funny though even though i dont know of any churchs like that xd

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:33 pm


Nearly every one of these applies to me. Except self-mutilation, avoiding light, drinking blood, converting to a non-Christian religion, and a few others.

My favourite:
-Complains of boredom.

I'm bored. Really, I am right now.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:29 pm


is eating count chocula cereal is evil, then my mom is making me evil.

Love.Your.Hate.


broken_joker

PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:12 am


Ok, 26 of them apply to me.
And since when did demanding time alone mean you were talking to evil spirits?
They just need to wake up, if they want to see my church they can. A large group of Goth's can usually be found hanging around. If they even suggested that these people are sataninc of witches then they would be sat down and 'talked to' about accepting people the way they are.


Just a few that really drove me mad:

I can't help that I hang around wiccans and atheists; they're the only friends I have at school and I might as well know something about what the wiccans believe so I don't insult them.
When I accidently cut myself of course I'm going to stem the bleeding, the only way to do that is to suck the wound if you have no other alternative.
And since when was things like art not a wholesome activity? The only sport I have any interest in is archery.
So what if I don't eat much? I can't most of the time.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:44 pm


lOlLy_PoPs_4_eVeRyOnE
Ok, 26 of them apply to me.
And since when did demanding time alone mean you were talking to evil spirits?
They just need to wake up, if they want to see my church they can. A large group of Goth's can usually be found hanging around. If they even suggested that these people are sataninc of witches then they would be sat down and 'talked to' about accepting people the way they are.


Just a few that really drove me mad:

I can't help that I hang around wiccans and atheists; they're the only friends I have at school and I might as well know something about what the wiccans believe so I don't insult them.
When I accidently cut myself of course I'm going to stem the bleeding, the only way to do that is to suck the wound if you have no other alternative.
And since when was things like art not a wholesome activity? The only sport I have any interest in is archery.
So what if I don't eat much? I can't most of the time.
umm I think you didn't get it... apparently this was a joke

Divinus Cruor


broken_joker

PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:37 am


I know it's a joke; but it isn't funny, those one's did annoy me and...I've seen that as a poster before. stare
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