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| The Corrupted Wish Game |
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| Oooh oooh I want to play!!! |
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| SCARY!!! |
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| I wish for gold... *sigh* |
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 Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:19 pm
Has anyone ever heard of the corrupted wish game? How you play it is simple, you just make a wish and then the next person grants it. Easy right? Well here's where it gets complicated, the person that grants the wish is supposed to corrupt it as much as they see fit. Here's an example.
Example:
princesschelsea5: I wish I had a pink pony
Sundey: granted, but it is a starved pink pony and it's so hungry that it eats you.
I wish I had a million dollars.
lolledoll: granted, but it was counterfeit and the police storm your door and arrest you.
I wish I was the president of the USA
And it continues in this manner, infinitely granting and corrupting wishes
Got it? Good, then let's PLAY! biggrin
I wish I had pink hair
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:25 pm
Granted, but a little kid mistook it for cotton candy, so he shaved it off, and put it on a cone
Wishes for a quarter
twisted I like this game
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:08 pm
(I love this game. But you didn't make a wish.)
You love the game, but it doesn't love you. It spends years making your life miserable until the game divorces you and takes all your money, and your kidney.
I wish I had a nice round butt. And not the one I got.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:46 am
Granted, you are given a nice round butt but are turned into a mutt.
I wish I had given birth to a daughter
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:29 am
You give birth to a daughter, but (Wait you have a son then?) But she hates being a girl and becomes a boy later on.
I wish that I had a lover. Right this very second.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:26 pm
Granted, but it ends up being a big fat man who always likes to drink beer and forces you to cook him dinner while he rots away on the couch.
I wish I could conceive children
(No, I don't have a child of my own, I just have wanted to be a mommy since I was 10, and I can't give birth crying )
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:13 pm
You're wish is granted,
But it turns out,
No one wants to make babies WITH you and you can't do it all by yourself.
I wish I had something shiny to chew on.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:53 pm
Your wish is granted, you recieve a sheet of foil, but you realize your mouth is filled with fillings after you take the first bite.
I wish I had a penny
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:21 am
Sundey Your wish is granted, you recieve a sheet of foil, but you realize your mouth is filled with fillings after you take the first bite.
I wish I had a penny
What's that? You wish you could live forever? Okay!!! Granted, you can live forever, however you are sent to a compacted universe the size of a box of chocolate, where you can LIVE indefinitely. Maybe if you scrunch up a bit more you could invite a friend or two? biggrin
I wish I had a kind, wonderful, generous, helpful, and humble husband
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:08 pm
You're wish is granted,
But as it so turns out,
I made a mistake and now you're married to Sundey.
X]
I wish I had a kitty.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:57 pm
granted, you get a wonderful kitty, she loves you and wants to play with you all the time. She wants to play with you at night so you can't sleep, she wants to play with you during the day, so you can't go to school. In fact she wants to play with you forever and ever until you die, yet even after that she wants to play...
I wish Jaz was married to nikki333123 twisted
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:35 am
You're wish is granted,
But it's prevented by law.
I'm too young to get married!
I wsh I had seven pennies!
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:48 pm
Granted.
But then while you're walkign down the street.
This big guy holds a gun to your head asking for those pennies.
If you dont give it to him he'll shoot you.
Still wish that you had those pennies?
I wish I hard my tounge pierced.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:08 pm
Granted, but unfortunately the parlor you go to is neither professional or sanitary. Your big burly piercer gives you the rest of his beer to "take away some of the edge", before he bends down to pick up your piercing needle that rolled under the foot of his boot. With a pleasant sense of euphoria, you are pierced and your tongue is bejeweled with an oddly wet and beer-tasting ring, but it is cute and you are happy. As you leave, you wave goodbye to your piercer, and he asks to you come again with a slight lisp and a barely noticeable hole in his tongue. 3 weeks later... your tongue is so swollen that you can no longer speak.
I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:24 pm
Granted, but instead of you driving on the car, the car drives on you. surprised
[Oh my. That wasn't very nice. I'm sorry. >_____>;;]
I wish there were more hours in a day!
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