Craziest Story ******** //ever!//!

[Mr Legion]

...I started this, didn't I? sweatdrop Daamn...  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Yep. biggrin  

[Sessuriyu]

Cheater! Tricheuse! BIG RED LEDDERS OF MEANNESS!  

[Mr Legion]

Any of you read Preacher? Jesse Custer has the Word of God, and can command people to do anything when he talks in red letters, whether they want to obey or not. Let's try it out...

Hally, hug Sess and tell him he's very special to you. 3nodding

Or does the Word of God not stretch quite that far...?  

[NECRO DISASTER]

*Hally walks over to Sess and starts to hug him. There is a loud CRACK! and the universe collapses in on itself.*  

[Mr Legion]

*To universe*

stare Stop that.

*And it does*

eek The possibilities... Hally, tell Sess he's adorable. DO IT!  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Sess, you're adoreab*Universe turns itself inside out*  

[Rivkeh]

hate i when does that it.  

[animus]

*takes a step back and looks at the universe* Poor thing. It's been ripped, cracked, twisted inside and out,... poor thing just doesn't get a break does it?

Universe: "Tell me about it... stare "

eek  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Hang on...

*Decapitates Sess.*

*Universe rights itself.*


There we go. biggrin  

[Jadeelf]

Hally! Take this diamond ring and propose to Sess's corpse. It'll be hi-freakin-larious  

[Sessuriyu]

*corpse re-animates, destroys universe.*
Problem solved.  

[Mr Legion]

*To universe*

stare Stop being such a drama queen.

Universe: sweatdrop Sorry, Mr L. Won't happen again.

stare All right, then.  

[Sessuriyu]

And they lived happily ever after....

*universe attempts to kill Sess, Sess eats universe.*  

[Zatokun]

Zato, eat a sandwich

[mouth full:] wooooow... O.O||