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The_Fantasy_Mule Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:09 am
You might be a Pagan if:
1) When you are sworn into court, you bring your own grimoire.
2) You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back and you understand
What they are saying.
3) When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"
4) You know what "widdershins" means and you apply it.
5) You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook.
You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.
6) You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore.
7) You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon.
8 ) You know there are exceptions to the law of physics. You've caused them.
9) The first things your guests say is "My, That's a nice...altar. ..you have there."
10) On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.
11) You know that Christmas trees were originally Pagan symbols.
That's why you bought one.
12) You have friends who say they are elves and you believe them.
13) You commit blasphemy in the plural.
14) Upon dying, your first thought is, "Damn it, not AGAIN."
15) When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in a anthropomorphic way.
16) Gaia is NOT the lady on Captain Planet.
17) You think The Mists of Avalon should be a religious text.
18 ) In religion 100, you were disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods.
19) You know there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle.
You CAN explain the difference.
20) You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.
21) You talk to trees and they talk back.
22) You know dragons and fae exist. You've seen them.
23) Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like great fun.
24) You've seen "The Craft." You know they were making stuff up in "The Craft."
You have explained this to other people.
You can do it better than they did in "The Craft."
25) You understand the sybolism behind a maypole.
26) You've ever ended a phone call with "so mote it be."
27) Your children go around telling people that "The Goddess loves you."
28 ) You think that "Scott Cunningham" is a household name...
29) You feel that there is no such thing as having too many cats...
30) The emergency calls you get at work are your teenagers wanting to know the whereabouts of the extra candles, incense or other misc. Ritual items.
31) Someone asks you what you are doing wandering around in the woods wearing a robe, and you answer cheerfully: "Going to church!"
32) Friends give you candles and incense as a gift.
33) There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards
Than there are cereal boxes.
34) You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line
At the local grocery store.
35) You start answering the phone with "Merry Meet".
36) When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom?
No, not that broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?"
37) You're reading this page. You understand what it's talking about.
38 ) You have more to add.
This was sent to me through the Yahoo! Group "Pagansnightnout," please understand that this is very politically incorrect, and it is just for fun. =P
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:51 am
aww i must not be pagan cuz i dont have children and i love 2 cook XD I WANT TO GO TO CHURCH IN THE WOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha nothing agrees to me witht hat except christmas and this halloween im going to yell happy new years
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:05 am
Yopu don't have to have children to be Pagan. That's silly.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:23 am
Dwayna DragonFire Yopu don't have to have children to be Pagan. That's silly. I no im just being silly XD
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:34 am
That was hillarious!! rofl I love it!
Most of it fits me soo well!
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:28 pm
I'm definly going to wander around the woods in a robe oneday and hope I come across someone. >.<
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:20 am
MorganeLeFaye I'm definly going to wander around the woods in a robe oneday and hope I come across someone. >.< i wanna join oyu with that!!!! XD
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:21 pm
I have done almost all of those things at least once xd
The only ones I haven't are the ones that involve my supposed children. I still consider myself one.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:27 pm
Same here. >.<
Well, not a child, really, but not old enough to have children of my own learning about their religion. o.O
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:06 am
Yes! that is awsome, most of that applies to me also ^^. Accept for the kid part, I don't have any yet.
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:51 pm
Oh my goddees, I hit about all of them. HMMMMMM, I wonder if that means I'm Pagan rolleyes lol mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:40 pm
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:31 am
whee Spiffy... I like it, a lot. ^^
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:21 pm
crying Not a lot of those things apply to me....
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:21 pm
Crazy_grl crying Not a lot of those things apply to me....
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