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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:45 pm
Found this while browsing feministing.com. Now you know why abstinence-only "virgins" get STD's. heart Ntropi heart
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:43 pm
Quote: Oral Sex and God's Will Viagra and God's Will Threesomes Within a Christian Marriage Masturbation - God's Great Gift to Us A Proposal for a Christian Pornography Bondage in Christ - BDSM in a Christian Marriage Fisting and God's Will Oh, my, this cannot be for real, is it? It is certainly worth reading over for a good laugh. xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:55 pm
Oh, wow.
Now, I like some of the ideas (namely in the Christian porn section, with the "equal pleasure" and stuff)... But there is no way that this is for real.
However, I will promptly contact them demanding to know God's position on facials (yeah, that kind of facial).
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:36 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:49 pm
Nice. This just shows how you can take quotes from scripture to prove any point you want. wink
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:50 pm
"Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved."
rofl
"There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night. "
How about a pure, unsullied colon?
I was listening to a radio show on the Focus on Family website about "keeping your daughers pure for marriage." I will say this for those psychos, at least they aren't hypocrits. They said "sex is sex, whether it's oral, a**l, handjobs, or even kissing."
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:01 pm
So they can't kiss before marriage?
No wonder they arranged marriages and married kids at a young age...
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:31 pm
GreenSouthpaw So they can't kiss before marriage?
No wonder they arranged marriages and married kids at a young age... Well.. sort of. They obviously favored refraining from kissing prior to marriage. They said that young girls should be focusing their love on Christ because that "pure/holy love" would provide them a template for how to love and honor their future husband. They didn't go right out and say that kissing is ok or not ok. They did say that one of the woman was councelling a girl who was upset because she was getting older and had never had attention from boys. And then went on to say how pleased she was when she watched the girl get her first kiss on the altar.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:40 pm
That's kinda depressing.
And how are they saying girls stay pure and saying nothing about guys? >.<
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:50 pm
They were talking about guys as well, sorry. I only mentioned girls.
As I said, I will give one thing to the psychos, they aren't hypocrits.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:52 pm
Ah, yes.
Well, not hypocrites in that area, I suppose.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:55 pm
Kukushka "Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved." rofl "There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night. " How about a pure, unsullied colon? I was listening to a radio show on the Focus on Family website about "keeping your daughers pure for marriage." I will say this for those psychos, at least they aren't hypocrits. They said "sex is sex, whether it's oral, a**l, handjobs, or even kissing." Uhm... kissing is a form of sex? confused They said "handjobs?" *giggles*
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:00 pm
If I remember correctly, the term they used was "mutual masturbation."
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:52 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:20 pm
interesting perspective, even if we know these sites deliberately mock the fundie literalist perspective.
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