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This is the Official Quiz of the Land of a Thousand Polls, it is going to be one thousand questions long. (I promise it will be...)
Make a new topic when you start this, that way we can keep things SORT OF organized biggrin
Section 1
1. What is your name? (gaia or real)
2. What is your quest?
3. What is your favorite color?
4. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
5. How much gold do you have now?
6. Do you know where the first four questions came from?
7. If you said yes to #6, say where. If you said no, guess.
8. What is your ideal gift?
9. What is your ideal pet?
10. How much gold do you have now?
11. Where do you want to go to school?
12. Where would you like to live in the future?
13. Where do you like to relax?
14. Where would you like to raise children, if you had any?
15. Where would you have liked to grow up?
16. Where do you like to exercise?
17. Where do you like to shop?
18. Where do you like to buy your clothes?
19. Where do you want to work?
20. How much gold do you have now?
21. What annoys you?
22. What is your favorite food?
23. What food do you hate?
24. What is your favorite gemstone or metal?
25. What is your favorite flower?
26. What is your favorite country?
27. What is your favorite sports team?
28. What is your favorite dance style?
29. What do you look for in a mate?
30. How much gold do you have now?
31. Do you have a webcam?
32. Do you surf?
33. Do you play soccer?
34. Do you like monkeys?
35. Do you eat potatoes?
36. Do you eat meat?
37. Do you play online games?
38. Do you have a PlayStation 2?
39. Do you want an Xbox 360?
40. How much gold do you have now?
41. Do your ears hang low?
42. Do they (your ears) wobble to and fro?
43. Can you tie them (your ears) in a knot?
44. Can you tie them (your ears) in a bow?
45. Do you know where the last four questions came from?
46. If so, say where. If not, guess.
47. How does this quiz make you feel?
48. Do you think I should be a psychologist?
49. Do you think genetic engineering is a good idea?
50. How much gold do you have now?
Section 2
51. Alphabetical This or That?
52. Aardvark or Armadillo?
53. Barbra Streissand or Barbara Walters?
54. Cake or Pie?
55. Dudes or Chicks?
56. Ebert or Roeper?
57. Filipino or Mexican?
58. Germany or France?
59. History or Literature?
60. Intelligence or Idiocy?
61. Jesus or Hitler?
62. KISS or KoRn?
63. Lemon or Lime?
64. Mister or Misses?
65. Nazis or the KKK?
66. Otters or Ferrets?
67. Pot or Tobacco?
68. Queer or Gay?
69. Rickets or Scurvy?
70. Sicily or Rome?
71. Tibet or China?
72. USA or USSR?
73. Villains or Heroes?
74. Whimsy or Reality?
74. X Games or Olympics?
75. Yours or Mine?
76. Zippers or Buttons?
77. Do I offend you?
78. Do you agree with Mahmood Ahmadinejad?
79. Do you know who Mahmood Ahmadinejad is?
80. How much gold do you have now?
81. Do you like waffles?
82. Do you enjoy whimsical fantasies?
83. Do you like the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
84. Do you enjoy watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?
85. Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?
86. Do you do chores?
87. Do you like emo kids?
88. Do you like manga?
89. Do you like to dance in the rain?
90. How much gold do you have now?
91. What do you think of the United States?
92. What time is it?
93. What is your favorite mythological creature
94. What is your favorite domesticated animal?
95. What is your favorite emoticon?
96. What is your favorite quote?
97. What is your favorite website?
98. What doyou do when you see a shooting star?
99. What are you going to do with all the gold you've gotten?
100. How much gold do you have now?
Section 3
101. Anaconda or Tarantula?
102. Blue's Clues or PeeWee's Playhouse?
103. Cats or Dogs?
104. Demons or Angels?
105. Eminem or D12?
106. Frogs or Turtles?
107. Giraffes or Elephants?
108. Hippos or Crocodiles?
109. InuYasha or Naruto?
110. Jerusalem or Mecca?
111. Kill or Murder?
112. Llamas or Camels?
113. My Chemical Romance or Panic! At the Disco?
114. N*SYNC or Backstreet Boys?
115. Oprah or Jerry Springer?
116. Pigs or Cows?
117. Question or Inquire?
118. Reverse or Forward?
119. Sharks or Dolphins?
120. Tigers or Lions?
121. Underwear or Underpants?
122. Viva La Bam or Pimp My Ride?
123. Wild Boys or Jackass?
124. Xylophone or Keyboard?
125. Yellow or Red?
126. Zebras or Horses?
127. Ampersand (&) or Asterik (*)?
128. Can you locate Iraq on a map?
129. Can you locate your home country on a map?
130. How much gold do you have now?
131. Do you like clams?
132. Do you think they have feelings?
133. Do you have a gun?
134. Do you have an iPod?
135. Do you like your current avi?
136. Do you think you'll ever get your 'dream avi'?
137. Do you eat to live or live to eat?
138. Do you like to be alone?
139. Do you pay attention to stereotypes?
140. How much gold do you have now?
141. Who's your favorite religious figure?
142. Who do you respect in your family?
143. Who do you respect outside your family?
144. Who do you think invented hamburgers?
145. Who are you with right now?
146. Who do you wish you were with right now?
147. Who do you love?
148. Who is your favorite author?
149. Who makes you smile?
150. How much gold do you have now?
Section 4
151. Are you literate?
152. Are you historically literate?
153. Are you alone right now?
154. Are you content?
155. Are you psychic?
156. Are you hungry?
157. Are you insane?
158. Are you sexy?
159. Are you a control-freak?
160. How much gold do you have now?
161. Can you do a handstand?
162. Can you multitask?
163. Can you touch your toes?
164. Can you make a pizza?
165. Can you drive?
166. Can you rip a phone book in half with your bare hands?
167. Can you read?
168. Can you dial a phone?
169. Can you prove the Pythagorean Theorem?
170. How much gold do you have now?
171. How long have you had your gaia account?
172. How did you come up with your username?
173. How do you want to die?
174. How would you kill a powdered milk man?
175. How often do you check your email?
176. How often do you talk on the phone?
177. How often are you on your computer?
178. How long are you on your computer at one time?
179. How do you like your steak?
180. How much gold do you have now?
181. Why do you think there is no Task 22?
182. Boxers or Briefs?
183. What one thing could you do (that you aren't doing now) that if you did on a regular basis, would make a tremendous positive difference in your personal life?
184. What one thing in your school/work life would bring similar results?
185. Do you believe in a god?
186. Are you a monotheist, polytheist, or atheist?
187. Do you know your average typing speed?
188. Do people mistake you for the opposite gender?
189. OMG, what is that?
190. How much gold do you have now?
191. Do you have pie?
192. Do you like pie?
193. Why do/don't you like pie?
194. Do you want pie?
195. Why do/don't you want pie?
196. Do you have a favorite kind of pie?
197. If you have a favorite kind of pie, what is it? If you don't have a favorite kind of pie, what do you hate about pie?
198. Why would I have pumpkin pie in September?
199. If you could, would you buy actual edible pie with your gaia gold?
200. How much gold do you have now?
Section 5
201. Do you have a myspace?
202. How has buttsecks changed your life?
203. Do you have any bugs on gaia?
204. Would you be willing to give some to me?
205. Do you have any flowers on gaia?
206. Would you be willing to give some to Sailor Olympia (our captain)?
207. Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?
208. Do you live near a beach?
209. Do you own a cellular phone?
210. How much gold do you have now?
211. What were you thinking?
212. What are you doing?
213. Is your screenname InstaGay?
214. Are you optimistic about finishing this quiz?
215. Do you keep a diary or journal?
216. Do you own a dictionary?
217. Have you ever used Yahoo! Answers?
218. Have you ever used Photobucket?
219. Do tiny decorative erasers annoy you?
220. How much gold do you have now?
221. Do you do drugs?
222. Do you know anyone who does drugs?
223. Have you ever had someone draw a caricature of you?
224. Do you like rock music?
225. Do you like rap?
226. Do you like hip hop?
227. Do you like classical music?
228. Do you like American pop music?
229. Do you like Japanese pop music?
230. How much gold do you have now?
231. How much gold do you want?
232. Should I have asked that at the beginning?
233. Would you help me think of more questions?
234.Do you like milk?
235. Do you like vegetables?
236. Do you like fruit?
237. Do you eat meat?
238. Do you like bread?
239. Do you eat breakfast usually?
240. How much gold do you have now?
241. Do you like tacos?
242. What is something blue?
243. What is something indigo?
244. What is something violet?
245. What is something red?
246. What is something orange?
247. What is something green?
248. What is something of another color?
249. Do you like ducks?
250. How much gold do you have now?
Section 6
251. Do you like pizza?
252. Can you type with your toes?
253. Blue October (alt. rock band) or Red October (submarine)?
254. Do you like cheese?
255. What's your favorite kind of cheese?
256. Do you use toilet paper?
257. What's your favorite brand of toilet paper?
258. Have you ever cut cheese in public?
259. Have you ever worn a skirt?
260. How much gold do you have now?
261. Have you ever kissed a dog?
262. Do you want to kiss a dog?
263. If you were forced to kiss a dog, how would you kiss it?
264. Have you ever kissed a dolphin?
265. Do you want to kiss a dolphin?
266. If you were forced to kiss a dolphin, how would you kiss it?
267. Have you ever kissed a hippopotamus?
268. Do you want to kiss a hippopotamus?
269. If you were forced to kiss a hippopotamus, how would you kiss it?
270. How much gold do you have now?
271. Can I eat your brain?
272. Will you let me eat your brain?
273. Should I delete all the posts that aren't answering questions?
274. Do you go to church?
275. What's your religion?
276. Do you like the United States?
277. Should Kanye West be in the Bible?
278. Are you bored?
279. How often are you bored?
280. How much gold do you have now?
281. Have you ever ridden a camel?
282. Do you know anyone who looks like a camel?
283. What animal are you like?
284. Do you like swimming?
285. Why do you think people wear makeup?
286. If you were queen/king for a day what would you do first?
287. Second?
288. Third?
289. Anything else of interest?
290. How much gold do you have now?
291. Do you have a smart invention that would be impossible to make but cool?
292. What is it?
293. How would it help?
294. What super power would you most like to have?
295. Why?
296. What is your favorite season?
297. Why?
298. What is your favorite holiday?
299. Why?
300. How much gold do you have now?
Section 7
301.What is your favorite video game?
302. Why?
303. Dolphin or whale?
304. Yogurt or cheese?
305. Fruit or veggies?
306. Chicken or beef?
307. TV or computer?
308. If you were left on an island (with all your basic needs provided {necessary food, water & shelter}) with one person and 3 items, who would you bring?
309. What would be your items?
310. How much gold do you have now?
311. What do you think Hitler's favorite color was?
312. Why?
313. Are you a toaster enthusiast?
314. Do you enjoy doing quizzes?
315. Why?
316. Have you ever gotten a traffic ticket?
317. If you have, what was it for? If not, make something up that's completely absurd
318. Have you ever seen Saving Private Ryan?
319. When was the last time you washed your hair?
320. How much gold do you have now?
321. What's the best thing you've gotten from Daily Chance?
322. What's the most common thing you get from Daily Chance?
323. Do you play Fantasy Football?
324. Do you own a car?
325. Have you ever won anything?
326. Do you like rock music?
327. Have you ever played with blocks?
328. Are you afraid of dying?
329. Are you afraid of getting old?
330. How much gold do you have now?
331. Would you rather have sex with a fat man covered in barbecue sauce, or a sexy guy who was HIV positive? (No other options!!!! And no condoms!!)
332. Why?
333. Do you celebrate Thanksgiving?
334. Do you keep your bedroom clean?
335. Do you celebrate Columbus Day?
336. Do you clip your toenails?
337. Have you ever done a bump-a-thon?
338. Have you ever gotten a random event? (pink link, blue giftbox, enchanted trunk, etc.)
339. Do you think it needs more cowbell?
340. How much gold do you have now?
341. Have you ever PMed the Captain?
342. Have you ever PMed me?
343. Have you ever PMed any of the other crew members?
344. Do you know anything about the Watergate scandal?
345. Do you know anything about the JFK assassination
346. Have you ever been to Afghanistan?
347. Have you ever been to Iraq?
348. Have you ever been to Vietnam?
349. Have you ever been to Iran?
350. How much gold do you have now?
Section 8
351. Have you ever been to Kuwait?
352. Have you ever been to Kazakhstan?
353. How do you feel about the war?
354. How do you feel about 4chan?
355. How do you feel about school?
356. How do you feel about standardized testing?
357. How do you feel about abortion?
358. Do you know anything about the attempted Reagan assassination?
359. How do you feel about automated doors?
360. How much gold do you have now?
361. Do you donate to gaia?
362. In what form?
363. Why?
364. How often?
365. How much do you spend?
366. How much of whatever you get do you get?
367. Are you a WheresGeorge-er?
368. Are you tired?
369. Can you read binary?
370. How much gold do you have now?
371. Do you play World of Warcraft?
372. How do you balance it with gaia?
373. What's your favorite activity on WoW?
374. Do you like WoW more than Gaia?
374. Have you ever been in the Game Exchange forum?
375. Have you ever quested for a certain amount of game items?
376. What game item did you quest for?
377. How many did you want?
378. Did anyone help you?
379. How did they help you?
380. How much gold do you have now?
381. How do you feel about MySpace?
382. How do you feel about Facebook?
383. How do you feel about 30 year olds having MySpace and Facebook accounts?
384. How do you feel about 30 year olds in general?
385. How do you FEEL?
386. Do you know your txt tlk dictionary?
387. Do you know your normal dictionary?
388. Do you know what mIRC is?
389. Do you know what bittorrent is?
390. How much gold do you have now?
391. Do you use mIRC or bittorent?
392. Do you know someone who does?
393. How do you feel about celebrity worshiping?
394. Do you do it?
395. Have you ever read Life of Pi?
396. Would you take my advice if I said don't read it or you'll tear your eyes out?
397. Do you have iTunes?
398. What's the first song that plays (or would probably play if you don't have it) on random?
399. Is it a song you like?
400. How much gold do you have now?
Section 9
401. Do you like anime?
402. What's your favorite (least favorite if you said no)?
403. What type of anime do you usually watch (type you hate if you said no)?
404. Do you know what anime Sailor Olympia is obsessed with?
405. What is it?
406. Do you know what online fanime project she works on?
407. Do you know what show FyoraSilverwolf watches on Fox? (Hint: It's not Apartment, but... biggrin )
408. Do you watch it?
409. Do you watch the Fox channel?
410. How much gold do you have now?
411. Can you name three of FyoraSilverwolf's rp characters?
412. Do you know FyoraSilverwolf's NAME? (Yes or No)
413. Do you know Sailor Olympia's name? (Yes or No)
414. Do you know your name?
415. Do you know what Fyora wants her major to be?
416. What is it?
417. Do you know what Sailor Olympia wants her major to be?
418. What is it?
419. Do you know what uni/colleges they plan on going to?
420. How much do you have now?
421. Are you sad there wasn't a pot joke?
422. Do you think Sailor Olympia smokes pot?
423. Do you think Fyora does?
424. Do you think we use any kinds of drugs or alcohol?
425. What type of shoe is Sailor Olympia's favorite?
426. Do you know what her favorite movie is?
427. Do you know Fyora's favorite movie?
428. Who is Fyora's favorite dead person?
429. Who's her favorite living person (male)?
430. How much gold do you have now?
431. How are you today?
432. Are you a boy or a girl?
433. Do you have a nickname?
434. What is it?
435. Do you have a significant other?
436. How old are they?
437. What time is it?
438. Why?
439. What food do you hate?
440. How much gold do you have now?
441. What grade do you wish you were in?
442. How often do you get on your computer?
443. Do you like music?
444. Do you like anime?
445. How well do you think you know BB codes?
446. How much gold do you wish you had?
447. Do you think I have too much time on my hands?
448. Do you watch Dateline NBC?
449. What do you think of the United States?
450. How much gold do you have now?
Section 10
451. What do you think of Alabama?
452. What do you think of Alaska?
453. What do you think of Arizona?
454. What do you think of Arkansas?
455. What do you think of California?
456. What do you think of Colorado?
457. What do you think of Connecticut?
458. What do you think of Delaware?
459. What do you think of Florida?
460. How much gold do you have now?
461. What do you think of Georgia?
462. What do you think of Hawaii?
463. What do you think of Idaho?
464. What do you think of Illinois?
465. What do you think of Indiana?
466. What do you think of Iowa?
467. What do you think of Kansas?
468. What do you think of Kentucky?
469. What do you think of Louisiana?
470. How much gold do you have now?
471. What do you think of Maine?
472. What do you think of Maryland?
473. What do you think of Massachusetts?
474. What do you think of Michigan?
475. What do you think of Minnesota?
476. What do you think of Mississippi?
477. What do you think of Missouri?
478. What do you think of Montana?
479. What do you think of Nebraska?
480. How much gold do you have now?
481. What do you think of Nevada?
482. What do you think of New Hampshire?
483. What do you think of New Jersey?
484. What do you think of New Mexico?
485. What do you think of New York?
486. What do you think of North Carolina?
487. What do you think of North Dakota?
488. What do you think of Ohio?
489. What do you think of Oklahoma?
490. How much gold do you have now?
491. What do you think of Oregon?
492. What do you think of Pennsylvania?
493. What do you think of Rhode Island?
494. What do you think of South Carolina?
495. What do you think of South Dakota?
496. What do you think of Tennessee?
497. What do you think of Texas?
498. Do you realize you're almost halfway done?
499. Do you want to stop now?
500. How much gold do you have now?
Section 11
501. What do you think of Utah?
502. What do you think of Vermont?
503. What do you think of Virginia?
504. What do you think of Washington (state)?
505. What do you think of Washington D.C.?
506. What do you think of West Virginia?
507. What do you think of Wisconsin?
508. What do you think of Wyoming?
509. What do you think of asking about the states?
510. How much gold do you have now?
511. Did you have a special place where you went to be alone as a child?
512. What were your first words?
513. Who told you what they were?
514. Do you have any siblings?
515. Are they on gaia?
516. As a child, who did you think was the smartest person in the world?
517. Now who do you think is the smartest person in the world?
518. What was your most memorable toy?
519. Who had the most positive influence on you as a child?
520. How much gold do you have now?
521. Did you ever get lost as a child?
522. What was the craziest thing you did as a kid?
523. What has changed most, if anything, ab out the neighborhood you grew up in?
524. Did you ever run away from home? Or try to?
525. What do you wish you had started to learn or train for as a child?
526. Did you enjoy P.E. at school?
527. How did you get to school as a child?
528. What scary creatures did you think were in your bedroom as a child?
529. Where did they hide?
530. How much gold do you have now?
531. At what age did you start school?
532. What did you most look forward to as a child?
533. What did you wish for more often than anything else?
534. What did you wish for more sincerely than anything else?
535. What do you remember of what you were taught in elementary school?
536. What scared you most about growing up?
537. What was the most difficult thing to overcome from your childhood?
538. What playground activities did you like best?
539. What is your most vivid memory of elementary school?
540. How much gold do you have now?
541. Agree or Disagree?
542. Did you have any serious accidents as a child?
543. What book had the biggest influence on you?
~In Progress~
I'm going to make more questions later, so please don't start the quiz yet. I just want to get it up so Rain can see it and stuff.
If you want to be able to do this quiz soon, give me some questions to ask. Or, give me topics to use.