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 Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:52 pm
who can come up with the best pun before next pun-day (monday)
WARNING HERE THAR BE STYNKYRS
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:08 pm
Naughty or Nice...?
man, this is sad and pitiful..... multitudes of Mondays have passed without a single pun, so fine here's one!
Kill a circus act. Go for the juggler!
... You decide, click here!
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:03 pm
yey!
now for a bit of wisdom!
The success of a pun is in the oy of the beholder.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:59 pm
Naughty or Nice...?
This one is compliments of a terrible radio ad that's on for a restaurant at the moment.
"Do your family a flavour and bring them down to our family restaurant"
rolleyes
... You decide, click here!
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:31 pm
Hacker's burger joint.
You can have chips with that.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:46 pm
Naughty or Nice...?
Compliments of MacDonald's here in Australia, they have released a limited soft serve
"First come, first soft-served"
... You decide, click here!
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:47 pm
Naughty or Nice...?
An original Wingo creation!
Did you here about the general who kept changing sides during the war and his bad case of dihorea?? He was known as the uncontrollable defacator.
... You decide, click here!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:20 am
What about the football coach who kicked the vending machine bacause he wanted his quarter back.
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:43 pm
WARNING: SET PIECE PUN!
Did you boys ever here of the planet where the inhabitants were mobile flowers? Remarkably similar to earthly blossoms but they had feet and human inteleligence. The whole planet was ruled by a king called Richard the Artichoke-Heart, and one day at a court orgy his eye was caught by Fuchsia, a pale eyed perennial. Her bueaty was such that it almost made up for her stupidity. Refusing to believe the ancient principal that beauty times brains equals a constant the smitten monarch engaged all sorts of tutors for Fuchsia, to no avail. All failed to capture the attention of the witless concubine, whose only apparent intrest was in gathering pollen. At last the embaressed Richard gave up and had Rotenone slipped in her soup.
As he exclaimed to his prime minister later that night, "I can lead a horticulture, but I can't make her think."
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:49 pm
heh
orange you glad you posted that?
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:31 pm
I shall beat burger with a spatula.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:09 pm
And I'll give you a spectacular smackular!
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Bogus_Burger Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:04 am
Why I oughta socket to you.
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:17 pm
...I have no words. None.
(And I can't think of any puns. Well, actually, I can, but they're all awful.)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:03 pm
[Shadow.Elven-mage] ...I have no words. None. (And I can't think of any puns. Well, actually, I can, but they're all awful.) The buddist hot dog stand, They'll make you one with everything.
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