Jadeelf
Gasseous
I had a rather disgusting and humorous time in Denver once...
Come closer kiddies and sit at my feet and I will weave you a tale of horror and hilarity (erm, mayhaps it will just be a horrible story) It all started when we sold everything and decided to travel across country in a van pulling a trailer, With two teenage boys, and two little girls (6 & cool (They were ours...) We found ourselves in Denver staying at an "RV" Park. I use the word "park" lightly, as the place was rife with used condoms and strippers.(an understandable combo I suppose) But as a playground for two small girls it lacked, shall we say, EVERYTHING. It was run by a cute Hindu couple. The Hindu Husband got his jollys (we ultimately discovered) by watching the females shower through a hole he drilled between the men and woman's showers.My husband (not so cute as big and tough and intimidating) expressed his displeasure, shall we say, and the cute Hindu man replied,(to be read with a cute Indian accent) "I will give you a refund , I do not want you to stay if you are "unhappy", this is not (and I quote) "THE HILTON", which was a total surprise to us...needless to say we took him up on his kind offer and left for parts east. The end. Oh, and we all ate a big bowl of rice krispies with rum. The end.Oh, and did I mention the part about most of us being struck with altitude sickness? Yeah.That was the funnest part. Ahem. The end.
