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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:13 pm
My favorite little lady suckered me into driving her to her AVON dealer today, damn those puppy dog eyes I melt for. Well the dealer and her had to go get some of the items from the back (mini van), so I was left standing there in the front talking to one of the neighboring stalls owner, he was trying to sell me a belt, when he stopped to watch a well endowed (aka: big tits) girl walk by. Well the girl stopped at the AVON booth, looked to see if anyone was looking, no one was wasn't, and she grabbed a try of make up and started to walk off. At the moment the little lady that brought me yelled to me and I turned to look and ended up seeing the girl shoplifting. I grabbed her wrist with one hand and pushed against her shoulder with the other. I was going for a submission hold but I ended up popping her shoulder out instead. The AVON dealer gave thanks to me and gave my little lady some of the AVON for free.
Well turns out we knew this girl from High School, though I didn't recognize her, until my little lady reminded me. She was the girl I named Hooker. I got a good laugh out of this, I hated this girl. She was the type that would tell others about her problems so they can fix them for her. She also gave bad dating advice to everyone. She would only go out with a guy who would pay for everything and the second he said no to anything she broke up with him. Also no matter how much the guy had already spent on her she would never let him hug or kiss her in public, but still gave it up on the first date.
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:36 am
Sweet... Dont cha love it when you meet people you hated in high school and they still give you reasons to hate them? Awesome story tho!
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:08 pm
That is so hilarious!!! Good job ice!! Wow such a hero. heart *Give him a heroic reward kiss on the cheek* heart
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:43 am
selphiebishop That is so hilarious!!! Good job ice!! Wow such a hero. heart *Give him a heroic reward kiss on the cheek* heart woohoo
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