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 Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:36 am
A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, "Wow! Are you a Marine?"
The Marine replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would you like to wear my hat?"
"Boy, would I!," said the little boy. He took the hat and placed it on his head and turned to admire himself in the mirror.
As he was looking in the mirror, he heard the door open and through a ray of bright light, a man entered the room. But, this was not just a man -- he was more than a man. He was an Airborne Ranger.
The little boy turned and went over to the soldier. As he approached him, he could see the reflection in his boots. His eyes widened as he stared up at the soldier's chest full of medals and combat ribbons. He tried to speak, but he couldn't. Finally, he took a deep breath, and managed to say, "Excuse me, Sir. Are you an Airborne Ranger?"
The Ranger replied with a thunderous voice, "Why yes, I am!! Would you like to shine my boots?"
The little boy smiled, and said, "Oh, no sir!! I'm not a Marine. I'm just wearing his hat!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:25 pm
Lol. I've heard that one before. Hilarious.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:22 pm
Wow. That was amazing. Rangers lead the way!
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:11 pm
Lol, I heard that one before, RLTW.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:03 pm
*cough*bullshit*cough* this is pretty stupid
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:17 pm
That was mean, but funny. If I sent that to my Marine friend... *thinks of the murder* Ouch.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:52 am
just remember who the guys are that clear the way for those rangers
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:43 pm
My brother is a retired Airborne Ranger and my husband is a former Marine!! rofl
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:12 pm
now thats some funny s**t
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:36 pm
*twitch* that is not funny at all..
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:59 pm
LOL that was funny but at the same time messed up, since I have family that are marines.
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