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My friends have all seen these before...

What if computer errors were written in the form of haiku?

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar monitor dies
so beautifully.

The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Three things are certain:
death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

A file that big?
It might be very useful,
but now it is gone.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

Seeing my great fault
through darkening blue windows,
I begin again

The code was willing.
It considered your request,
but the chips were weak.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

Server's poor response
not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.

This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.

Wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind.
Segmentation fault.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

To have no errors
would be life without meaning.
No struggle, no joy.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

No keyboard present.
Hit F1 to continue.
Zen engineering?

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.

Having been erased,
the document you're seeking
must now be retyped.

The ten thousand things.
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.

Rather than a beep
or a rude error message,
these words: "File not found."

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

You likey? Me got more:

Computer Geek Poetry

< > ! * ?? #
^ ? ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

PS. It reads best out loud, to wit:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar, curly bracket comma comma CRASH rofl

It's the greatest scientific discovery since Insanium (8P)...


Freakon gas is the latest addition to the noble gases in the periodic table of the elements. Its atomic mass is very yes, and it was discovered in 1938 by demons. Freakon gas is transclucent, but colors depending on how it's affected by the nearest aura. It's the latest technology in chemical warfare, as Freakon Bombs are devastating to the populace and govermental structures of predominantly Muslim countries. They live in fear of the Freakon bomb, because it makes their women toss their burkas, and don skimpy bathing suits. Because freakon is a highly coveted substance, the United States goverment caches their freakon supplies beneath its public high schools. The radiation from the freakon gas does have some adverse effects on the student populace, including the propagation of sex hormones, and teen pregnancy.

have you seen this Naruto amv? Goodbye-SR-71...it's amazing! There are a lot of rip-offs. If the link doesn't work...make sure you watch the one that starts with the zero tolerance splash screen on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69hJS_JSF6w&search=sr-71 naruto goodbye

arrow At age 46 Jack Nicolson was under the impression he had a normal family, hea had grown up with his mother and 2 older sisters, that is until he found out that the woman he thought was his mother was in fact his Grandmother and as for his sisters well one of them was his Aunt and the other was his Mother. His grandmother and his mom died before he learned the truth about his family.