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Should I have pulled the trigger?
Yes
28%
 28%  [ 9 ]
No
71%
 71%  [ 23 ]
Total Votes : 32


wonkyspoon

PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:07 pm


On one of the ED forums:

Quote:
whatis that thing in are relm thta can sum up the hole human race yet can define every single persons bean. that is the question. not the meaning but it.

i want some people to tell me how evey soulmakes a defrance and what do i have to live for when will i ave my climax and why has this not been shown to me.

what is biger than us all but we all hav a fair share of suport in.
please give fead back and take me fo real


I'm flabbergasted.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:30 pm


That's so horrid, I stopped translating halfway through it. No, no, don't pull the trigger. The world needs as many literati as it can get.

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chrystalclear

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:50 am


I believe this:
Quote:
whatis that thing in are relm thta can sum up the hole human race yet can define every single persons bean. that is the question. not the meaning but it.

i want some people to tell me how evey soulmakes a defrance and what do i have to live for when will i ave my climax and why has this not been shown to me.

what is biger than us all but we all hav a fair share of suport in.
please give fead back and take me fo real


translates as this:
Quote:
What is this thing in our realm that can sum up the whole human race and yet can define every single person's bean (brain?)? That is the question, not the meaning, but the question.

I want someone to tell me how every soul makes a difference and what I have to live for. When will I have my climax and why has this not been shown to me?

What is bigger than us all, but lets us all contribute a fair share of support in? Please give me feedback and take me for real.


Ow...x_x
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:24 am


Yami no Hitokiri
That's so horrid, I stopped translating halfway through it. No, no, don't pull the trigger. The world needs as many literati as it can get.


Wasn't that terrible? I wanted to cry myself into a coma.

Literates = heart

wonkyspoon


How so Joe

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:07 pm


chrystalclear


Quote:
What is this thing in our realm that can sum up the whole human race and yet can define every single person's bean (brain?)?
being
That is the question, not the meaning, but the question.

I want someone to tell me how every soul makes a difference and what I have to live for. When will I have my climax and why has this not been shown to me?

What is bigger than us all, but lets us all contribute a fair share of support in? Please give me feedback and take me for real.


Ow...x_x

I think I got the last word that you didn't...
PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:50 am


O_O


I need a hug and some coco after reading that.


I'm going to go cry in a corner now


*runs off to her corner*

Sonnikki


DancinnFiendd

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:33 pm


burning_eyes
PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:15 pm


chrystalclear
I believe this:
Quote:
whatis that thing in are relm thta can sum up the hole human race yet can define every single persons bean. that is the question. not the meaning but it.

i want some people to tell me how evey soulmakes a defrance and what do i have to live for when will i ave my climax and why has this not been shown to me.

what is biger than us all but we all hav a fair share of suport in.
please give fead back and take me fo real


translates as this:
Quote:
What is this thing in our realm that can sum up the whole human race and yet can define every single person's bean (brain?)? That is the question, not the meaning, but the question.

I want someone to tell me how every soul makes a difference and what I have to live for. When will I have my climax and why has this not been shown to me?

What is bigger than us all, but lets us all contribute a fair share of support in? Please give me feedback and take me for real.


Ow...x_x


It still sounds like the person who orginally posted this, was on drugs.

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Venat the Undying

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:32 pm


yes, but only because I do not like you.


JUST KIDDING



We do need more literates though, and suicide is wrong but that is a-whole-'nother topic.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:54 pm


King of Halla
yes, but only because I do not like you.


JUST KIDDING



We do need more literates though, and suicide is wrong but that is a-whole-'nother topic.


I agree with you and Yami no Hitokiri. Don't pull the trigger! Not only we're one less literate, but violating the sanctity of life (man am I one to talk) is an assault in itself.

Literate Weapons Rack! Get 'em here while they're hot! This thread special: a Literate's Saturday Night Special submachine gun and free vowel fragmentation grenades!

These babies will send sharp vowels flying all over the place. Aim 'em right and you might put out their eyes! twisted

Natsuri


Venat the Undying

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:59 pm


Natsuri
King of Halla
yes, but only because I do not like you.


JUST KIDDING



We do need more literates though, and suicide is wrong but that is a-whole-'nother topic.


I agree with you and Yami no Hitokiri. Don't pull the trigger! Not only we're one less literate, but violating the sanctity of life (man am I one to talk) is an assault in itself.

Literate Weapons Rack! Get 'em here while they're hot! This thread special: a Literate's Saturday Night Special submachine gun and free vowel fragmentation grenades!

These babies will send sharp vowels flying all over the place. Aim 'em right and you might put out their eyes! twisted


I already got the GRAM-14, but sure, I'll take it!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:50 am


King of Halla
Natsuri
King of Halla
yes, but only because I do not like you.


JUST KIDDING



We do need more literates though, and suicide is wrong but that is a-whole-'nother topic.


I agree with you and Yami no Hitokiri. Don't pull the trigger! Not only we're one less literate, but violating the sanctity of life (man am I one to talk) is an assault in itself.

Literate Weapons Rack! Get 'em here while they're hot! This thread special: a Literate's Saturday Night Special submachine gun and free vowel fragmentation grenades!

These babies will send sharp vowels flying all over the place. Aim 'em right and you might put out their eyes! twisted


I already got the GRAM-14, but sure, I'll take it!


Ah, yes, the Literate Saturday Night Special! Basics include an output of 640 rounds per second with minimal recoil, a .45 caliber output for those tough jobs, and single-fire toggle capacity. Comes free with vowel fragmentation grenades.

Believe me, mate, you can never have too much weapons. ::hands the package over:: Different weapons for different combat, mate, that's how I put it. wink

Natsuri


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:41 pm


Wow...I thought I had seen it all. I guess I was wrong.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:12 pm


TO ARMS! scream scream scream

Galadedrid Damodred


Natsuri

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:56 pm


Galadedrid Damodred
TO ARMS! scream scream scream


Yes, dear brothers and sisters, the time for redemption is nigh! Anyone interested in a weapon from the Literate Weapons Rack? question
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