All Bow Before Me!

[Jadeelf]

I'm too depressed right now to do anything of the sort, actually. Zatokun left last night.

I'll be okay tho...  

[NECRO DISASTER]

...

sweatdrop This is suicide, but hell, it'll cheer you up.

*Walks up to Jade, and kicks her square in the shins.*


gonk *Whimper*  

[Sessuriyu]

Not even the mystifying powers of bright flashy objects can save you now.




Toodles! 3nodding  

[NECRO DISASTER]

I die for a worthy cause...  

[Sessuriyu]

Kicking Jade in the shins is not a worthy cause!  

[NECRO DISASTER]

That's not the cause silly! Tis cheering her up...  

[Sessuriyu]

Oooooh.
Of course!
*joins Hally in kicking Jade in the shins* blaugh  

[Mr Legion]

I think I know a thing or two about cheering people up, gentlemen. Watch and learn.

*Steps behind a screen, and comes back out in jester's motley with bells, a mandolin and a little stick with a bladder on it*

lol I'faith, jolly gentlefolk! A good Christian man did walk upon Shrove Tuesday into a 'bar' - and 'Ow!' he spake, for in sooth it was a metal bar, and not a hostelry! lol

*Capers, does handstand, squeaks bladder-on-stick*  

[Jadeelf]

crying S-stop kicking me... Please...

*curls up into a ball on the floor*  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Mr Legion

I think I know a thing or two about cheering people up, gentlemen. Watch and learn.

*Steps behind a screen, and comes back out in jester's motley with bells, a mandolin and a little stick with a bladder on it*

lol I'faith, jolly gentlefolk! A good Christian man did walk upon Shrove Tuesday into a 'bar' - and 'Ow!' he spake, for in sooth it was a metal bar, and not a hostelry! lol

*Capers, does handstand, squeaks bladder-on-stick*

*Chucks a half eaten apple at Legion*

Bah, Jester! Thou art not worth but the skin of a pagan slave! Marry, if thouest can make the fair maiden laugh, I shalt eat mine own 'fro!  

[Sessuriyu]

And I shall supplyeth the 'Fro Sheen! For Dressing, it be the truth.  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Quote:

it be the truth.

That should be "Prithee I speak soothe". 3nodding  

[Mr Legion]

Fair sirs, thou hast a wager. lol Odd's bodkins, for the day Jolly Legion cannot raise a laugh from a lady is like unto the day the Lionheart shall not avail himself of a piece of tail! I prithee!

*Capers in front of JJ, squeaks bladder-on-stick*

Gadzooks, mi'lady! ( stare Laugh at this, JJ, and we get to see Hally eat that bloody afro. Just play along, okay?) lol Richard de Clare, first Duke of Waterford, spake unto his men-at-arms, and the manner of his spake-ing was : "Mine dog hath no nose!" Up spake brave Ser Con de Valise - quoth he: "But my liege-lord, how then does he smell?" To which the redoubtable Duke riposted: "Terrible!"
lol For, ye see, they conversed at cross-purposes! OhoHO!

*Does handstand, squeaks bladder-on-stick, grins maniacally*  

[Sessuriyu]

stare  

[Rivkeh]

stare stare