Wearin leather and an outfit that covers most of his body, in full desert heat. That's pretty ballsy.

When some arse wrecked our car, I had two black eyes. They looked like Gaara's emo rings. It made me smile. Who doesn't love a boy in eyeliner?

Okay, well they're really sleep... bags... or what not.

But eyeliner is hotter. Orochimaru needs emo eyeshadow. And Kabuto.


.........And Deidara.


...Maybe Kisame.