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 Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:15 pm
Yay.
A friend and I are planning attempting to make a joke book. Heh. It's.. on a rocky start.
Her goal is 1000 jokes, and we've reached a grand total of--
77.
SO~
If you have a joke you think we should put in, your username will totally go on the acknowledgement page :3
If ever it gets published, look for your SN <3
But you have to give a joke first *o*
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:25 pm
Short, kind of lame joke?
"...So I walked into a bar.... Ouch." ^^; Lame but it made me laugh really hard. And than you could go like this:
"...Than I sat on a bar... Ooo." ^^;; Heh...
I suppose those are more of a verbal kind of joke.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:34 pm
Oulixeus Short, kind of lame joke? We've consulted, and apparently we're looking for anything at all o.o
Long, short, lame or not.
It seems that anything goes.
She just really wants to hit 1000.
Thanks <3
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:43 pm
Thinking... Thinking...
Not procrssing, sorry x.x I'm more of a... riddles person.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:23 pm
Kohana Ichibana I'm more of a... riddles person.
<.<
If your riddles are short, or lame, or really incredibly obvious, we'll suck 'em up.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:11 pm
>.>
why dont canibal's * eat clowns?
Because they taste Funny!
domokun
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:12 pm
so yea, thre were two guys out hunting. one was looking through his scope...
scope guy: hey i see your wife... and she's cheating on you
guy #2: WHAT?!?!? with who?!?!?
scope guy: your best friend....
guy #2: ok you're gunna have to do me a huge favor
scope guy: what's that?
guy #2: shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates.
scope guy: oh that'll be easy, i can get both in one shot.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:47 pm
I remembered 1 joke, its old though.
Theres a doctor and a lawyer in the woods, taking a hike, they come accross a bear and it begins chasing them, both start running.
The lawyer drops all his belongings as he runs.
The Doctor asks. "What are you doing we can't out run a bear"
The lawyer replies. "I dont have to out run the bear I just need to out run you!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:19 pm
One day a duck walks into a pet place,
The duck walks up to the cashier and says,
"Excuse me miss, but do you carry any bird feed?"
The cashier smiles and replies, "No sir, we don't."
So the duck leave the store.
The next day the same duck returns to the same store,
He walks up to the same cashier and says,
"Excuse me miss, but do you carry any bird feed?"
The cashier sighs and replies, "No sir, we don't."
So the duck leaves.
The very next day the same duck goes to the same store,
and walks up to the cashier,
"Excuse me miss, but do you carry any bird feed?"
The cashier replies, "No sir we do not carry any bird feed, and if you come back tomorrow I'll nail your feet to the floor!"
So the duck leaves once again.
The very next day the duck returns,
"Excuse me miss do you have any nails?"
She replies, "No."
So the duck says, "Do you have any bird feed?"
((When I heard this joke I was laughing, I thought it was funni!))
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:20 pm
[[Here's another one]]
Ask me if I'm a tree?
Are you a tree?
No.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:22 pm
[[dumb blonde jokes now!]]
how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:22 pm
What did the blonde say after her boyfriend blew in her ear?
"Thanks for the refill."
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:24 pm
What do you call a circle of blondes?
A dope ring
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:24 pm
What is a blonde's mating call?
"I'm sooooo drunk!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:25 pm
What is the brunette's mating call?
"Have the blondes left yet?"
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