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Acrobat: A U2 Story
By Alyssa Castine.
King Bono sat in his throne, in a black leather robe adorned with a star-spangled banner. Queen Ali was by his side, and their daughter, Princess Edgelina, sat at their feet playing her harp. The court jester, Adam, juggled and pranced in front of their guests.
?Duke MacPhisto,? said the king, ?What do you think of the attacks along the border coming from the land of Coldplay??
The duke replied, ?Don't worry about that. As says our dear friend Mister Marley, ?Don't worry, be happy, 'cause every little thing's gonna be alright?.
The queen said, ?I have every faith in our princes. All along the watchtower, princes keep the view.?
King Bono nodded. ?I see your point, my queen. Our chief knight, Bob Dylan, sent the report to me, as well.?
Princess Edgelina spoke up at this point. ?Daddy,? she said in a high-pitched, sweet voice, ?Do you think that I could go play with the Duke's puppy??
?Well, if the Duke says it is alright,? said the king, looking at the duke.
The duke responded, ?Fine by me, darling. Lemon loves people.? The king and his companions were eating their dinner when a man in a suit of armor burst through the door. King Bono looked up and Adam stopped juggling.
The man panted for breath and finally gasped out, ?Th-the f-fangirls.? He pointed to a cloud of dust on the horizon. A faint stampeding noise, like rain falling on dust, pattered as the crazed ladies ran toward the castle of U2. The man removed his feathered helm and gasped, ?Should we utilize the plan??
The king nodded. ?Inform Christine (Larry's sister) that we will use the same plan as won the battle of Mullet.?
Larry nodded and mounted his horse. He rode off to a small house nearby and chatted with his sister.
Edgelina asked her father, ?Daddy, what will we do??
King Bono responded, ?We will have to convince them that we are not here.?
?But Daddy, how do we do that??
?We make them think that I have died.?
?Daddy!?
?It's easy. I'll release a song saying that Ali killed Adam and that I killed myself because of that.?
Queen Ali stood up. ?It won't be a problem for me to play the part of crazed wife,? she said, ?Just say he forgot my birthday.?
The King nodded and wrote some lyrics on a piece of paper. He held them up for all to see. They told a heartwarming story of how little Edgelina had seen Adam brutally murdered by Ali, and Bono had killed himself because of the death of Adam.
?Yes,? said Larry, ?That is perfect.?
They carried out the plan and it ended happily ever after.

I think I should draw Edgelina.

I shall draw Edgelina! But it's gonna take awhile.

Edgelina.

xd LOVE the princess.

rofl

I'm wide awake

I'm not sleeping