Die Boseburg - The BoE's Private Castle

[Mystrunner]

*Begins to edge towards the door...*  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Don't go! There's no one here as it is!  

[Mystrunner]

*Sighs.*

Yeah... dammit! People! Back here! NOW!  

[Mr Legion]

*Crashes through the stained-glass window depicting some rich Biblical ancestor of Hally's leading the Jews into Egypt, lands, rolls, dusts self off*

xd Anseo!  

[NECRO DISASTER]

You b*****d! I had to burn six mosques and fourteen synagogues to get that window...  

[Mystrunner]

*Laughs.*

Well, burn a few more! No one'd notice, nowadays... stare  

[Mr Legion]

What about the Buddhists, eh? Why does no-one except the industrious Chinese ever pick on the Buddhists? They're so self-satisfied, knowing they'll escape the wheel of life and achieve Nirvana...with their smily little heads... evil  

[Mystrunner]

An' the saffron robes, and such. Yeah. Only problem is, they've got that whole Chi thing down. Makes the minions unhappy, getting punched through walls. Ah well. biggrin  

[Mr Legion]

I'm sure with a few modifications my Karma Deflector could work as a Karma Pump - suck up some of those good vibrations the monks have been storing up. They die, expecting to escape the wheel of life and achieve Transcendence - then they're reborn as a tapeworm, and all they've achieved is a cow's lower intestine. twisted Who's laughing now, old man? Mwaha...

*Points and laughs at the quiet little man smiling and sweeping the floor. The room temperature drops by several degrees*  

[Rivkeh]

We're almost at 42. Then we should do shots. or something. whee  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Indeed, but right now I'm more concerned by the impending doom that Legion holding in his hands...

*Dives through the shattered window of his ancestors*  

[animus]

I'm almost scared to post cause watch... we reach 42 and next thing you know all will darken and we'll hear about some new Bypass.... pfft... I wish i had one of them ring thinga-majigers. crying  

[Mr Legion]

*Stuffs cotton wool in ears, screws eyes tight shut, tucks knees in under chin and gingerly presses 'Submit'*

whee

*Opens one eye*

The world didn't end. Huh. Anyone for tequila?

Oh, right. Not page 42 yet. Right... ninja  

[Jadeelf]

Tequila tastes like charcoal. I'll have some rum with you though. Good pirate rum.

Mmmm Captain Morgan Private Stock! 3nodding whee  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Page 42! eek

I'm still here!

Hurrah!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin