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What kind of humor do you prefer?
American (USA)
35%
 35%  [ 20 ]
Korean
42%
 42%  [ 24 ]
British
3%
 3%  [ 2 ]
French
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Japanese
3%
 3%  [ 2 ]
I don't like/get any jokes, anywhere.
15%
 15%  [ 9 ]
Total Votes : 57


roseyjoy

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:10 pm


Humor is cultural; humor is wit; humor is funny. wink

Here is one to start things off:

A friend of mine put this on her Xanga:

Smart man + smart woman = romance
똑똑한남자 + 똑똑한여자 = 로맨스
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
똑똑한남자 + 멍청한여자 = 바람
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
멍청한남자 + 똑똑한여자 = 결혼
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
멍청한남자 + 멍청한여자 = 임신
PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:45 pm


Quote:
Here is one to start things off:

A friend of mine put this on her Xanga:

Smart man + smart woman = romance
똑똑한남자 + 똑똑한여자 = 로맨스
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
똑똑한남자 + 멍청한여자 = 바람
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
멍청한남자 + 똑똑한여자 = 결혼
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
멍청한남자 + 멍청한여자 = 임신


ROFL

xevilgummywormzx


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Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:47 pm


What do you call a coffee that can't go? Mocha!!! [sounds like mot-ga, can't go in Korean!] <3
PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:35 am


Man, I used to know a Korean Tongue Twister about a soy sauce factory owner. Let me go ask my teachers, and I'll be back with it.

Charmaynard


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Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:52 am


xd That sounds interesting! <3
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:07 pm


what do you say to your mom's sister when she's depressed?

cheer up emo(이모)!

Korean_turtle87
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Fueled By Kimchi

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:25 pm


man my friend told me this funny one but i can't remmeber it i'll have to go ask her later.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:38 pm


i have two jokes but i dont think anyone will get them, maybe one of them but not the second one!! i didnt get it, that well if u wanna hear it then ask

LilFoxDemon


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Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:39 pm


LilFoxDemon
i have two jokes but i dont think anyone will get them, maybe one of them but not the second one!! i didnt get it, that well if u wanna hear it then ask
o: I'd love to hear!! >w< I love Korean jokes. ^^
PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:46 pm


. s t a r l i g h t .
LilFoxDemon
i have two jokes but i dont think anyone will get them, maybe one of them but not the second one!! i didnt get it, that well if u wanna hear it then ask
o: I'd love to hear!! >w< I love Korean jokes. ^^


sweet, this is a joke that twe kwon do teachers used to pull pranks and such.

ok like long time ago, teachers pulled pranks on their students, they would say, "we r going to test how ur pee tastes, and so the students would pee in a cup. The teacher dips his finger in the cup, but before he sticks it in his mouth he would switch fingers. then the kids actually try the pee thinking the teacher tried it. then the teacher would ask how did it taste, they would reply with, "its kinda salty. how did it taste to you teacher?" then the teacher will reply, "I dont noe i didnt try it!"

LilFoxDemon


LilFoxDemon

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:56 pm


umm...just ask if u want the second joke...i think its a joke.....its about a blouder in korea known as the shaking rock
PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:18 am


(My joke) How do you say 'Room 9' in Korean? xp -dork-

X-DragonKnight Futch


CrimsonGENE

PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:32 am


I got this somewhere else

What's the sound bread makes when it hits something?
BBANG!

(Bbang = bread in Korean)
=]
PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:22 pm


So there was this really really cute/pretty Korean girl Tragically, one day, she lost one of her ears in an accident. As she was looking out at the ocean on a bright morning along the beach, a man caught sight of her and was awed by her stunning beauty. He could not see that she had only one ear, as her long hair ran luxuriously down the sides of her head. Boldly, he approached the young woman wanting to start some kind of conversation, anything, just to talk to her, so he said, "ah, kee uhb dah!

haha
i think no one could get this though stressed sweatdrop

Royal Syndrome


CrimsonGENE

PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:19 pm


xD
I know that one--I love it
Ah, Qee up da = Ah, you're cutecute
Ah, Kee up da = Ah, you have no ear
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