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Are you japanese?
Yes, I'm 100% japanese
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I'm half-japanese, or more than 50%
1%
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I have japanese blood. less than 50%
4%
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I don't have japanese blood. I'm European
31%
 31%  [ 33 ]
I don't have japanese blood. I'm Asian
13%
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I don't have japanese blood. I'm African
4%
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I don't have japanese blood. I'm Arabic
0%
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I have mixed blood.(African-European,European-Asian...)
8%
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I don't have japanese blood. I'm ''other''
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Raioga

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 2:27 am



This is true for most Japanese, but of course there are exceptions:

-There are small boxes to sleep in. (It is just a cube with a bed).Very cheap and weird.
-Crowds don't pass over the street at red light, even tough no cars are near. stare
-Sick Japanese people wear white masks on their mouth in the subway and public transport so that they don't pass viruses.
-You can buy funny packs in the supermarket, which have a liquid inside and taste disgusting
-You can buy fruits in the supermarket that cost as much as a digital camera.
-(If you are European you should bring condoms with you, because those they offer here are too small. Either it will not fit in, or it will hurt.) confused
-The drinking age is at 20!!! eek
-Japanese get drunk very easily!!! sweatdrop
(Don't expect them to drink half a vodka bottle and not become drunk. Two shots are sometimes enough for them to feel ''typsy'')
-Fashion! Clothes some girls wear are very uncommon to a European. Still it is very sexy!!! wink
-Some Japanese don't find it weird if a European speaks Japanese. Probably they got used to it. neutral
-Shibuya is a very uncommon district (Like many Tokyo district are)
Good place to meet friends and party (and expensive too)! cool

surprises and weird things (by Bakahito)
- Love hotels. Best invention ever. Period (aside from the wimpy condoms they offer, as mentioned before rolleyes )
- Cellphones. I use my cellphone to buy groceries, video call, check weahter, and so forth. Much more versitiel than back home.
- Loudspeak trucks. Don`t be surprised when you are woken up at odd hours by large vans blaring advertising and election slogans.
-Japanese school. College is a joke. Getting to college is hell and high school is just as bad
-Japanese people can`t comprehend a foreigner speaking their own lanuage. I`ve had quite the opposite experience from Raioga it would seem. (Raioga's note: It depends on the people. Those who don't want to understand will not understand even if you speak japanese fluently.)

Discuss things that are normal in Japan, but funny or weird for you...
PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 2:36 am


True for most Japanese? What is this 'box to sleep in'? Are you talking about capsule hotels? Because that certainly isn't standard at all. I'd imagine the two most common method of sleeping for the Japanese would be western-style beds and by laying a futon out on the floor.

The Japanese people that I've talked to are often surprised by the fact that I can speak Japanese. I got complimented on my terrible Japanese quite a bit. xd

Shibuya is awesome. It's where all the cool young people hang out. Poking through clothing stores around there and Harajuku is a real trip.

As for things that are normal in Japan, but not here.... Um, well, the toilets are either super-advanced, or primative squat toilets - hard to find anything in between, really. Oh! And electronic media is ridiculously expensive. You think you have it bad in the US, paying $25 for an anime DVD, but in Japan, DVDs can be over $50! And last summer, I got to the point where I thought that shelling out $30 for a CD was a pretty good deal. Tokyo is a verrrrry expensive place to live.

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Raioga

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 12:59 pm


Rindi
True for most Japanese? What is this 'box to sleep in'? Are you talking about capsule hotels? Because that certainly isn't standard at all. I'd imagine the two most common method of sleeping for the Japanese would be western-style beds and by laying a futon out on the floor.

The Japanese people that I've talked to are often surprised by the fact that I can speak Japanese. I got complimented on my terrible Japanese quite a bit. xd

Shibuya is awesome. It's where all the cool young people hang out. Poking through clothing stores around there and Harajuku is a real trip.

As for things that are normal in Japan, but not here.... Um, well, the toilets are either super-advanced, or primative squat toilets - hard to find anything in between, really. Oh! And electronic media is ridiculously expensive. You think you have it bad in the US, paying $25 for an anime DVD, but in Japan, DVDs can be over $50! And last summer, I got to the point where I thought that shelling out $30 for a CD was a pretty good deal. Tokyo is a verrrrry expensive place to live.


I like the futon, so I didn't mention that. I don't think it's weird. I love it!

EXPENSIVE (did you read about the fruit? It is ONLY a FRUIT)

It's quite nice in the Ginza too
PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:47 pm


Those gross packs with liquid inside.. they're called gelli drinks or something.. I liked them, some even had icecream or yogurt in them.. they are actually pretty handy when you need to ride a train. You don't worry about spilling on anyone.

wisteria darling


xia.pao

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:53 pm


wisteria darling
Those gross packs with liquid inside.. they're called gelli drinks or something.. I liked them, some even had icecream or yogurt in them.. they are actually pretty handy when you need to ride a train. You don't worry about spilling on anyone.
I agree we have some here B.C their very good but I only had it once so good...
PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 7:00 pm


Damn skippy Japanese people get drunk easily, especially the woman folk. My gf gets tanked off one cocktail stare But Japanese guys are always a riot when drunk, or at least the young ones are. Salary men tend to be more inclined towards public urination (no joke, the guy who lived above me did it all the time) and cursing.

Also, if Tokyo is the only place you`ve been, you are really missing out. Its so frigg`n expensive compared to the rest of Japan plus its a pretty much gaijin land and by far the worst place to learn Japanese. Also, their baseball time sucks compared to our dear Hanshin Tigers. lol whee

And concerning fashion, since I work at my university international office the first thing we advise Japanese female students going to N. America or Europe is to ditch the super mini-skirts and high stockings as that tends to be misconstrued in many Western countries as a "woman of loose morals" if you get my drift. That being said, the Japanese do spend a rediculous amount of money on fashion. I sware my Japanese gf must drop a couple hundred dollars a week on new clothing sad

Here`s my own personal list of suprises:
- Love hotels. Best invention ever. Period (aside from the wimpy condoms they offer, as mentioned before rolleyes )
- Cellphones. I use my cellphone to buy groceries, video call, check weahter, and so forth. Much more versitiel than back home.
- Loudspeak trucks. Don`t be surprised when you are woken up at odd hours by large vans blaring advertising and election slogans.
-Japanese school. College is a joke. Getting to college is hell and high school is just as bad
-Japanese people can`t comprehend a foreigner speaking their own lanuage. I`ve had quite the opposite experience from Raigo it would seem.

Ah Japan. Land of goofyness

bakahito


Kenzu

PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:37 pm


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PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 9:56 pm


Raioga

-Japanese get drunk very easily!!! sweatdrop
(Don't expect them to drink half a vodka bottle and not become drunk. Two shots are sometimes enough for them to feel ''typsy'')


Maybe it's because I'm at a high elevation, but two shots of hard liquor is certainly enough to get me tipsy, and I'm not exactly a 5 foot nothing Japanese girl.

Interesting Japanese things I've learn
More about drinking!
If you ever drink with Japanese people, you probably notice many of they get very red in the face. Many East Asians for some reason don't have the enzyme to process alcohol, resulting in this red faced look

Sarcasm is somewhat lost on Japanese people, japanese is very literal and highly contextual, being sarcastic probably just throws a wrench in the works.

Speaking of very literal, I've noticed even if you have one syllable wrong in a word, Japanese people usually can't figure out what you're trying to say. Like if you're trying to say "connection" (kankei) and you're saying "kaikei" even if you explain what you mean, they will probably be like "what? kaikei?"

Also, the one word I never learned in class but heard within 10 seconds hanging around japanese people is "Maji de" (a slang word that means "really?" or "is that true?")

Freakezette
Captain


Fuyana

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:53 pm


へんな
well my friends dad went to tokyo or what have you
and the strangest thing he saw was a vending machine selling used womens underwear..... ちかん!へんたい。 and the strangest thing to happen to him was. A soft drink vending machine broke and tons of money spilled out a poloice man was watching him scoop up the money walked over and said you are very lucky
PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:56 pm


I think the toilet seats were the strangest things to get used to.
The big and little flushes weren't that odd, but the hot water wash, and the bidet was a little too much. My aunt's toilet flips open when you walk into the room and there's a tearai on the top/back part. Its really strange.

And the public toilets were even more interesting - they're uh, squat toilets.

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NakaTake
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Noralynn

PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:30 pm


Raioga
Rindi
True for most Japanese? What is this 'box to sleep in'? Are you talking about capsule hotels? Because that certainly isn't standard at all. I'd imagine the two most common method of sleeping for the Japanese would be western-style beds and by laying a futon out on the floor.

The Japanese people that I've talked to are often surprised by the fact that I can speak Japanese. I got complimented on my terrible Japanese quite a bit. xd

Shibuya is awesome. It's where all the cool young people hang out. Poking through clothing stores around there and Harajuku is a real trip.

As for things that are normal in Japan, but not here.... Um, well, the toilets are either super-advanced, or primative squat toilets - hard to find anything in between, really. Oh! And electronic media is ridiculously expensive. You think you have it bad in the US, paying $25 for an anime DVD, but in Japan, DVDs can be over $50! And last summer, I got to the point where I thought that shelling out $30 for a CD was a pretty good deal. Tokyo is a verrrrry expensive place to live.


I like the futon, so I didn't mention that. I don't think it's weird. I love it!

EXPENSIVE (did you read about the fruit? It is ONLY a FRUIT)

It's quite nice in the Ginza too
I concur, futons aren't weird at all.
Being born and raised in Maui, we used futons all the time, especially when we had guests. I had no clue it was a Japanese thing until I recently started learning about Japan (on my own, mind you. There aren't going to be any Jap classes until I reach College, and I'm not even a freshman yet ;~; ).
PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:16 am


Thanks for the info! My one friend who moved here from Japan wore the mask to school when she got sick. I told her no one wears those mask when they are sick XDD She thought that was pretty discusting.

hieiandkurama


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:20 pm


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:54 am


I think another funny thing is Japanese people wearing T shirts with English on them that they obviously have NO Idea what they say.

Oh, that goes for advertisements also.

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Perfect example...

KaitlynintheGoal


Lleatrix

PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:48 am


One thing I have to add: condomania in shibuya. Oddest store I've ever seen. neutral
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