Petty and Silly, das meeee

[Neshira Namea Returns]

So...my husband pissed me off earlier. Since I am both petty and silly I have decided to communicate with him soley in emojis.


(Yes, my husband is one of those morons who speaks in chatspeak occasionally. He's gotten better over the years and usually he only does it now to annoy me.)
I am WifeBurger and he is DickBurger (Our last name is Burger.)

So yeah...that's my marriage in a nutshell.  

[Qwertea]

Relationship goals.

When Jeff was on the road I would only answer him in Star Wars quotes because he wouldn't let me get stuff for my veggie garden.  

[Neshira Namea Returns]

Dogoda

Relationship goals.

When Jeff was on the road I would only answer him in Star Wars quotes because he wouldn't let me get stuff for my veggie garden.

Perfect!!