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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 11:42 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:17 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:28 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 7:58 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 12:56 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:06 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:24 am
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Zphal Hiddochi wolf Damn, you're making good progress, man. I used to giggle at this list, but now I know the feels. Except my to-do's include two names because Hiddo's a naughty girl. xd OMG, that is great. xd Welcome to list-making madness! razz (I'm totes stoked for Encounter #25. Cuz afterward I'm totally gonna be all "We've now done it a quarter of a hundred times." And he's gonna be all eek .)
The annoying part is now that my virginity is gone, my sex drive is suddenly through the ******** roof. I'll be stocking something stupid like cauliflower at my evening job when it hits me, then I'm standing there fondling vegetation thinking "Dammit body, not now you horny b***h!" rofl
Hehe, that sounds adorable. I'm guessing he's easily shocked by those kinds of things? |
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:43 am
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Hiddochi wolf Zphal Hiddochi wolf Damn, you're making good progress, man. I used to giggle at this list, but now I know the feels. Except my to-do's include two names because Hiddo's a naughty girl. xd OMG, that is great. xd Welcome to list-making madness! razz (I'm totes stoked for Encounter #25. Cuz afterward I'm totally gonna be all "We've now done it a quarter of a hundred times." And he's gonna be all eek .) The annoying part is now that my virginity is gone, my sex drive is suddenly through the ******** roof. I'll be stocking something stupid like cauliflower at my evening job when it hits me, then I'm standing there fondling vegetation thinking "Dammit body, not now you horny b***h!" rofl Hehe, that sounds adorable. I'm guessing he's easily shocked by those kinds of things?
It can be really addicting. surprised And fun. whee I blame testosterone for the frequency with which my mind turns to sex, but I also place a significant amount of blame on Neil himself, because he's gay and my ideal body type. Heck, the reason I got the courage to ask him out the first time was cuz he showed up in one of my sex dreams; and that was before T.
Well, he was definitely shocked when I told him about our dozenth encounter. xd But he was also so when he learned we'd been cohabitating for five months already (he'd ballparked three without dedicating a lot of thought to it). I think his shock comes from "accidental commitment", since he's previously expressed things like "I'm solitary", "I don't do boyfriends", "The concept of sexual exclusivity annoys me". Yet here we are, living together, cuddling up on the couch for Netflix every evening, having sex an average of (*quickly tabulates with calculator*) 3.61 days, and he's happy. |
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:44 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 9:35 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:20 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:15 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:55 pm
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Prof. Moonie Zphal Today Neil learned about "queefs". Today's showtune is "The best part of waking up, is Kloper in your c**t!" I totally read this in the tone of the ending of a Night Vale podcast episode. xd
That is pure magic. rofl |
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