OH, HELLO THERE.
TWO SHOWS DOWN, AND WE ARE ON TO SHOW 3. I HATE THE NUMBER 3 WITH A PASSION UNKNOWABLE TO HUMANITY'S CRUDE TEMPERAMENT. NEVERTHELESS, LET'S BEGIN
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ARES w/FATE LEONHART v BLINK w/DAVEY JAY
DUE TO THERE BEING NO OTHER TAG TEAMS, I HAVE ALLOCATED BOTH MEN A SINGLES MATCH AGAINST THE NEWCOMER, ARES, TO EVEN OUT THE MANAGERIAL SIDES OF THE MATCH. AREN'T I KIND? LET'S SEE IF A 'GOD' HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR.
MATCH STIPULATION: NONE
SALEM CROFT v MATT DRAVEN
NOT MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE. TWO STELLAR COMPETITORS. SHOULD BE A GOOD MATCH. HERE'S HOPING THAT THEY SHOW WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF, FOR MY MONITORS WILL BE OFFENDED IF THEY HAVE TO PLAY HALF-HEARTED REPLAYS.
MATCH STIPULATION: NONE
FANDANGO v JACK ARSON
PEOPLE WHO MAKE A DISCO INFERNO JOKE WILL BE VIOLENTLY IGNORED. PEOPLE WHO PERSIST WILL BE TAZED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
ACTUALLY, THAT SOUNDS FUN. LET'S MAKE THIS AN INFERNO MATCH. WHILE DISCO MUSIC PLAYS. HOW RETRO.
MATCH STIPULATION: INFERNO MATCH [DISCO MUSIC PLAYS THROUGHOUT]
BETTER THAN YOU v CLAIRE HAWKINS
HE MAY BE BETTER THAN YOU, BUT IS HE BETTER THAN CLAIRE!? WE SHALL SEE.
MATCH STIPULATION: NONE
HOLD ON TO YOUR METAPHORICAL HATS, FOLKS, THIS IS THE BIG ONE...
~FOR THE ASaR CHAMPIONSHIP~
ALEXANDER DRAMIEN v BAD BOY
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THIS FINAL MATCH WILL DETERMINE THE ASaR CHAMPION! WHY THESE TWO? BECAUSE DRAMIEN IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SIGNED UP WITH AN ACTUAL HAIKU. AND BAD BOY SIGNED UP WITH THE COMMENT THAT AMUSED ME MOST.
I TAKE BOTH SIGN-UPS AND HAIKUS VERY SERIOUSLY, AND SO SHOULD YOU!
[IN FACT, I TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY, I DECREE EVERY POST IN THIS MATCH SHOULD BE A HAIKU. NONE-HAIKU POSTS WILL RESULT IN A DQ.]
MATCH STIPULATION: HAIKUUU
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I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE EXPERIMENT ONCE MORE.
GOOD LUCK.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME WITH ANY CONCERNS, EITHER BEFORE OR THROUGHOUT THE SHOW. IF YOU WANT A MATCH, OR YOU SIGNED UP AND I FORGOT, DON'T HESITATE TO MESSAGE ME.
[MATCHES TO BE POSTED SHORTLY]
