[Prank Week DRP] Naughty Owl (Muka & people)

[iloveyouDIE]

Hey Ghoulfriend

Muka loved the idea of prank week, even if he'd never thought about being a trick-or-treater. He wasn't the best with coming up with ideas but he'd conferred with those at the booth and emerged with a new drive to cause mayhem (and a free fake goatee).

Needle was his first victim and while she was in class he'd slipped into her room and changed the covers on all her books. Several of her textbooks were now 1994 Tears Christmastival Catalog that he'd found in a school supply closet, her romance novels became spooky human horror stories to keep her up at night, and a book of poetry had turned into bara yaoi manga.

His calling card was left, a scribble of red ink on a card-

OvO

enoh love

 

[iloveyouDIE]

Owl Bros

No one would escape him.

Kettil would find himself receiving a massive fancy wrapped box delivered by courier. It had to be signed for, the courier said, and looked expectantly for a tip before he would leave.

The bow was silken black trimmed in gold, the paper a flat matte black with shimmering skulls.

Upon opening it EXPLODED in glitter. Bright. Pink. Glitter. It stuck to ever surface.

Down fluttered a calling card-

OvO

pales

 

[Enoh Love]

Hey Ghoulfriend

It wasn't until the next day that Needle even noticed that her books had been tampered with. It wasn't until Language arts actually, when she was asked to read a poem from page 27.

She stood up, opened her book...and went silent. Her pale face grew progressively darker as a blush set in, partially due to the embarrassment of not having the proper textbook, but also because of a very full, clear view of certain male reproductive anatomy that was glowing at her from the page.

"Is something wrong, Needle?" The Professor asked, sounding annoyed that she wasn't doing as was asked.

"No." She confirmed, her expression and voice unchanging from its usual unreadable - well, if it weren't for the glowing red blush on her ghostly cheeks. "No." She repeated again, quieter, as her face tilted down to stare at the page. "Definitely not." She sat back down without giving an explanation, but was pretty strangely focused on her book for the rest of class...

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All of her books were like that, apparently. And they all had that Oh-vee-oh card on them.

It was a rather familiar looking emoji...

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She still couldn't find her own textbooks, though. And she'd read all of the BL manga he had slipped into her modest library. Now she was bored, so now his payback would come swiftly. But first, she had some shopping to do.

And some books on pranking to read.

xiloveyoudie

 

[iloveyouDIE]

Hey Ghoulfriend

Muka was practically buzzing with anticipation. He knew his ghoulfriend would get him back because the playfulness was one of their mutually attracting traits. He'd made sure that the real books would be found easily (tucked behind the toilet in her bathroom).

For a whole day he'd been yanking open doors swiftly to prepare for something jumping out. He'd opened every cap of every bottle in his fridge to sniff the contents for anything suspicious. He'd even been feeling around inside of his shoes just to make sure.

The anticipation was building.

enoh love

 

[iloveyouDIE]

Familiar Cooperation

Joachim would wake one day to find all of his mice except Merle dyed a completely different color. Mice of rainbow colors climbed and leapt around his rooms. Some seemed distressed and others thrilled to be a new color.

There was something about Merle that was suspicious, like she was in on it.

The favorite mouse brought Joachim a white card with a signature-

OvO

hanging gallow

 

[Enoh Love]

Hey Ghoulfriend

Needle's first strike came three days after Muka's book swap trick.

It was small, but simple: she added a deep blue dye to all of his hair products, including any leave in treatments he may have. The only safe items were his combs and brushes, but that was because she couldn't figure out how to make it hold the dye without it being obvious.

She left no calling card, assuming that the colour was enough of an indication.

iloveyoudie

 

[iloveyouDIE]

Hey Ghoulfriend

Not out of place in the monster dorms, many students would awake (too early) to a shrill unearthly shrieking from one of the high towers. The sound, closest to a screech, echoed around the surrounding grounds until it very abruptly stopped.

Muka's immediate distress was tempered when he found the perfect suit to match his new hair color.

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Retribution was subtle and not as swift. It was the next day before Needle would find all her clothing missing and replaced with t-shirts sporting the face of her favorite soap star. There were some long skirts also printed with the face (and jeans) provided but her usual wardrobe had gone missing. The star's cheesing grin surrounded by black roses and starry eyed skulls beamed from every bit of cloth Needle would find.

The note was specific this time and in familiar chicken-scratch writing:

Just for the day, screechheart. Advertise your love. ;D

OvO

enoh love

 

[Enoh Love]

Hey Ghoulfriend

It was Needle's turn to let out a whine of distress, but hers was a little delayed: first she searched her whole room, looking for any clothing that didn't sport the handsome Reaper's face, and when nothing was found, she gave off a low, mournful whine. Finally she held up one of the t-shirts, staring at the overly attractive face while hers had set into grim resignation, and shrugged it on.

It was long enough to cover all that needed covering, she discovered with a rather impressed smile, posing for herself in her recently acquired mirror, her mask balanced on top of her head for the time being. She tilted her head, looking over her shoulder at her back, and gave a thoughtful hum.

That day at school, Needle showed up in a large printed t-shirt with a piece of torn fabric around her middle in a fake obi, and nothing else.

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She was good until she got her clothing back, of course.

And then she systematically stole every single one of his blue suits, hiding them away in her sister's room for now.

Just for the day, my darkling her note read, taped to the door of his closet.

But she also swapped his condiments with hot sauces from wasabi to hellish, which was likely only noticeable when it was her self-appointed days to cook for him (something she had demanded months ago, and gleefully continued).
 

[iloveyouDIE]

Treasure Hunt

Felix the luck dragon had a love for shiny things and like most dragons it was assumed he had a hoard hidden in his rooms.

The tiny dragon boil, whether aware of the prank week or not, would find a calling card in the middle of his bedroom.

OvO

There was no immediately apparent foul play. Not a thing looked out of place. It would only be when the boil decided to lay in his pile of treasure, bask in it, that he'd find every piece of gold had been replaced with golden foil-wrapped chocolate.

lilwolfpard

 

[iloveyouDIE]

Hey Ghoulfriend

Muka ended up wearing WHITE. When he was a few years younger it was his favorite combination but he hadn't worn the white and gold pinstripes in years.

The suit he sported was too small and too tight. Needle may have appreciate the snugness of the trousers but he was forced to go without a jacket and waistcoat because they wouldn't even button. It was not a serious enough situation to elicit a frown from the owlboil, but he looked very uncomfortable not being able to dress fully.

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Needle's bathroom was full of floresce. Flopping, gasping floresce. They flopped out onto the floor, leaving wet splats in their wake. All she had to do was toss them into her minipet closet but Muka's revenge had been completed.

enoh love

 

[Enoh Love]

Hey Ghoulfriend

Needle had never liked pranking so much before, and likely would ever again. But she'd likely never repeat that prank again, if only because it made him uncomfortable in the end.

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Needle thought she had heard something strange in the bathroom, but it wasn't until she slipped on fish slime and ended up on her backside on the floor did she realize why.

"L-lattice!" She cried in an unfamiliar panic, which prompted her sister's too-quick arrival, and together they got the fish into the bath tub for now, so higher could ponder what to do with them.

Neither of them even thought about the closet.

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The rest of that day was spent with a lot of activities to get Muka very, very tired. That was the fun part of her next prank, and she had enjoyed it so much she almost felt bad for what she was going to do next.

Almost.

Just before she fell asleep herself, she drew on his face with a sharpie.
 

[Pales]

Owl Bros

If Kettil had known what was about to occur he wouldn't have given the tip that he had placed in the courier's hand. He would have sent it back. He wouldn't be standing there looking like he'd just been attacked by a fairy-based minipet.

He gazed slowly around at the carnage with a flat expression on his face.

It happened again. First Freya... Now...

"Et tu, Muka?" He sighed, a gust of glitter coming out in the wake of his exhale.

Retribution might not come right away, but soon. Soon. He had plans for his Owl Bro.

iloveyouDIE