8/30/13
I suppose everybody is wondering why people are talking about the three-day weekend they have coming up because of Monday's special significance in history, right?! If you're standing around unaware of what this special day means and why we would take the time as a nation to celebrate it, consider the final words of Marie Antoinette: "Pardon me sir, I meant not to do it." She uttered those words directly after stepping on a poor executioner's toes and directly before she was led to the guillotine. That's right! It's finally National Beheading Day! Most of you might be more familiar with the holiday following directly afterwards; National Time To Hire A New Cleaning Lady Because She's Sick Of These Macabre Messes Day, but for us here at the Sith temple, National Beheading Day is a time to celebrate the ability of the head to be removed from the body in as quick and clean a fashion as possible! To help celebrate this momentous occasion, our very own popular decapitator, Training Droid, has started a new contest! Be sure to stop in and try your luck at winning one of the fabulous prizes in: Heads Will Roll!