Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. We join Larry as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee in the day time drama "Endangered Love."

Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
You are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
Sent from up above (up above, up above)
You are the one I love (I love, I love, I love)

Bill: Please dont cry Barbara,
You're a nice manatee,
You've been so good to me
But I must go into the world and to noble things for the good of all
And you can't come because you don't speak French
Au revoir!

Barbara: But if you leave, Bill,
Who will take me to the ball?
Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill?
I have a new dress and shoes
And new manatee lipstick!
Who will take me to the ball?

Larry: I'll take you to the ball Barbara Manatee!

Barbara: Please don't go!

Bill: I must!

Barbara: Don't go!

Bill: I must!

Barbara: Don't!

Bill: Must!

Barbara: Don't don't!

Bill: Must must!

Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
You are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
Sent from up above (a manatee from heaven)
You are the one I love
Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
I'll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie)
I'll take you to the ball (to the ball, to the ball)
I hope you're not too tall (I hope you're not too tall for dancing!)

Barbara: Bill, I've learned French.

Bill: You have?

Barbara: Mais, oui. Je suis Manatee. See?

Bill: Oui, oui mon amie
I always knew you could
I really hoped you would
Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?

Barbara: Yes, but first, will you take me to the ball?
Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?

Bill: ...I can't dance.

Barbara: You can't?

Bill: No.

Barbara: I must go.

Bill: Please don't go!

Barbara: I must!

Bill: Don't go!

Barbara: I must!

Bill: Don't!

Barbara: Must!

Bill: Don't don't!

Barbara: Must must!

Larry: Barbara Mantee (Manatee, Manatee)
You are the one...

(Door opens)

Bob: Larry? What are you doing?

Larry: Just... watchin'... a little TV... Bob.

Bob: Well, maybe you should read a book.

Larry: Yeah, okay.

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Bill say...

Bill: Oh Barbara, I've learned to dance!

Barbara: Oh, Bill!