Tchipakkan: How do I make this more legible?
Kat: By putting a transparent box behind it.
Tchipakkan: How do I do that?
Kat: With this tool.
Tchipakkan: No I can't read it at all.
Kat: That's because you put the box on top of the text instead of behind it. Also, it's opaque.
Tchipakkan: I don't like it.
Kat: You'll want to change that font. It clashes with the font on the logo.
Tchipakkan: I don't like serifs.
Kat: But you're using serifs on the logo.
Tchipakkan: I like chalkboard. It's round and friendly.
Kat: But this is an intense scholarly conference and it looks unprofessional.
(five more minutes of Kat walking Tchipakkan through making a card, with technical advice being followed and artistic judgments being disregarded.)
Tchipakkan: It's ugly.
Kat: That's because graphic design is an art form.

By all the gods in heaven, if she tries to mix serifs and sanserifs again, so help me...