Bestow some words of wisdom on the avatar above you

[KBiT]

Necessity is the mother of invention  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Just because you invent something doesn't mean it's useful.  

[Ember Terran]

Never be the first to fall into the water  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Leather armor is great for sneaking around, but not as good for absorbing damage. It looks nice though.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No matter how good of a knife wielder you are, it's useless against someone with a gun.  

[B1g_crunch]

Never be in debt in personal relationships; you never know what they'll want in return, and being so close to you they'll know what you have to offer.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Before fighting the Penguin boss, stalk up on Ear Plug candies so your head doesn't explode from his "Wah/sqwok" attack.  

[Your Bunnie Babe]

Before going to the mall make sure to get you feet check to see if they are good enough to walk.The bigger it is the more likely it will fail and do nothing.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Do not be afraid. Hospitals are good.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

When Boris is coming, be sure to dress appropriately or else you'll suffer his wrath.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Imitation is not always the most sincere form of flattery.  

[KBiT]

When conducting night-time exercises for your merit badge; be sure to cover or conceal the bright red tie on your uniform  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Remember to wear earplugs when getting fired out of a cannon.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Remember, this is not a movie. You will not sparkle in the sunlight, instead, you will swear like a sailor.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

When performing strange experiments, remember to wear protection, or otherwise you'll be affected as well.


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