Bestow some words of wisdom on the avatar above you

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Not brushing and flossing regularly gets you the drill.  

[lil_lollypop1]

Caring too much about something that's none of your business can turn you into a psycho!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Never go into a dungeon without a fairy. It may be too hard for you and you may die... repeatedly.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No matter how much you convince yourself that you're superman, do not jump off a high building.


Also, brush your teeth.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Having great sex does not make you a great doctor, but it might help.  

[Ember Terran]

Bright yellow does not compliment a blue-grey skin tone  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

When the law doesn't get the job done, go vigilante.  

[lil_lollypop1]

Have lots of stress relievers ready to back you up in life.  

[KBiT]

As an adventurer you can get away with wearing anything

As long as your AC is high  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Make sure to shave regularly. Itchiness can lose the battle.  

[ZimbuTessen]

Despite having so many weapons and a animal companion to back you up, If your going to ignore your comrads battle plan, at least scream your name very loudly before dashing into battle, so they know you just ran in.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

ZimbuTessen

Despite having so many weapons and a animal companion to back you up, If your going to ignore your comrads battle plan, at least scream your name very loudly before dashing into battle, so they know you just ran in.

My metaphorical hat is off to you. You win 20 internetz.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Don't go alone, it might be dangerous. Take this with you

*Hands over kitten*  

[KBiT]

Giving adventurers useless pieces of equipment is a sure fire way to have them not do any quests you may have for them  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Not doing a quest can lead you to not obtaining a vital piece of equipment.