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 Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:50 am
Mkay. So I'm dealing with the typical "Make me a sandwich" argument. [[totally joking/teasingly, btw]] With le boyfriend. Well, this has been going on for a couple of weeks.. [[months now?]] and every time, I refuse. So I finally got to go up and see him on Thursday [[happy anna? happy anna]] and he pestered me about it again. So that night in the hotel room, I grabbed my sketch book and drew him a sandwich. TECHNICALLY, I made him a sandwich. He says I did not. He only ever said to "make him a sandwich". I made him one. On paper. He never said it had to be edible. Or tasty, for that matter.
So, what I'm asking, is did I make him a sandwich? Because he says I did not, whereas a friend of his agreed with me.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:01 am
You see, what I would have done was layer him between two couch cushions or anything handy; thus making him a boyfriend sandwich.
If he'd asked you to draw him a bath and you did so, then you would have won the argument.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:20 am
Technically yes.
Haters gonna hate.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:24 am
Kitty-- ...I'm totally going to do that next time I see him. emotion_dowant Thank you. : D
Brase-- Sweet.
..Mom and I came up with an awesome idea to do in the meantime, though. Seeing as how he is in Texas, and I'm in Arkansas still, we came up with a very troll idea. He's still bugging me about the sandwich... So I decided that I will in fact make him a sandwich. And add a picture-story to it. Oh yes. Over a series of.. 5 pictures? which will be uploaded to facebook for him to see. Over the span of the next few days.
[[Editing in le pictures. >: D]]
First picture: Made you a sandwich! (: [x]
Second: ...Sandwich is looking for you. =/ [x]
Third: ..Sandwich gave up. It's lonely now..[x]
Fourth: ..Sandwich grew depressed... and resorted to cutting.. ); [x][[the "All you need is love" bit is a inside trollbit added at request of sibling.. Reminder of a.. recent spam fest that occurred against boyfriend.]]
Fifth: You know how sandwich was lonely... And was even lonelier when I was at school.. Well... It tried to befriend Cannella((our puppy))... And... This is all that is left... D; [x]
It's gonna happen. emotion_awesome
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:21 pm
After the photo shoot you better have eaten that.
edit: just saw last pic. Delicious sandwich daydream ruined
fml
I like your presentation though. Kinda blows my mind a little bit.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:29 pm
"I EAT YOUR SANDWICH. I EAT IT ALL UP." /bad There Will be Blood reference
Kitty's idea made me laugh. Dooo iittttt. : D
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:36 pm
Brase-- Oh, it was ate. That last picture? We cheated. Cut off the corner, and three of us nibbled at it to make it appear the pup ate it. Then the rest of the sandwich was cut into three pieces, and were devoured. It was so staged. That sandwich was pretty delicious, all things considered*. emotion_dealwithit
Toon-- Reference lost. emotion_8c
However, it has been decided. The next time I see him, he will become a sandwich. Even if I have to resort to using pillows. emotion_donotwant
Edit:: Also, le plan is being carried out nicely. First two pictures have been posted already; third will be posted... Soon. Fourth will be up before I leave for school; Fifth after I get home. Oh yes. This is going nicely. emotion_c8
* I got the ketchup bit. Was... interesting. >.<;
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:02 pm
Reminds me of restaraunt commercials that make you think the food looks great and than when you finally eat there, it's nothing like you thought it would be. emotion_8c
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