| What food/drink item would you like from Kamakaze Coffee Cafe? |
| Leather Latte Whip |
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| Cappuccino Iron Cruncher |
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| Cherry Bombe Surprise |
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| C4 Jelly Dounut |
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| Death by Chocolate Molten Lava Cake |
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| Strawberry Icee Dagger |
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| EspressoShot in the Dark |
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| Katana Chopped Sandwich |
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33% |
[ 1 ] |
| Aisu DokiDoki Explosion |
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| Potato TentacleMonster Salad |
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 Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:52 am
 One fine day, while happily working in her Cafe, KamakazeCoffee heard a rumble outside. She looked up and saw a dark cloud of debris and a flash of light from somewhere. Mildly interested, she stepped outside the cafe for a quick look.
There, towering over all the buildings in downtown Durem she sees an evil, menacing being, and his horde of cyborgs, monsters, demons, and lawyers.
He shouts,
"BEHOLD! It is ZERO OMEGA, and I have come to rid you of the sugary evil known as PIES!!!!!" (evil music DUHN DUH DUHHHHHHH!!!!!) "Soon, all your sugary sweet confections will be mine, ALL MINEEEEE and never again will I...or anyone be pied in the face! It is I who shall pie the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
As his evil laugh thundered across the sky, he swept his arm over all the land, and an army of Zero Bots marched into the streets!
"OMG, I can't let this happen!" Shouted KamakazeCoffee, and she grabbed all the weapons she could lay her hands on in a few seconds. The army was marching right for her cafe!
"You won't take my pie without a fight you sugar fiend!!!"
And thus, the battle for the freedom of sweets began.
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
15, 9
Total: 24 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:56 am
I know how to stop you! I'll fling my Aisu DokiDoki at you and your circuits will freeze in place!
Zero Bot Army
AC 10
Roll #1 15 Attk Successful!
Roll #2 9 Damage
Zero Bot Army HP 40
-9
Zero Bot Army new HP 31
Daily Roll 1 of 2
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 10
Total: 21 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:02 am
OH NOOOOES!!! It didn't have much of an effect on him.
I'll try again!
Aisu DokiDoki I choose youuuuuu!
Zero Bot Army
AC 10
Roll #1 11 Attk Successful!
Roll #2 10 Damage
Zero Bot Army HP 31
-10
Zero Bot Army new HP 21
Daily Roll 2 of 2
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:11 am
Well, it slowed you down by half, but I won't give up!
Join us tomorrow for another exciting episode of Kamakaze Cafe EXPLOSION, when DarDar says,
Help me, Magic Nurse!
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 9
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:06 pm
GAH! It's technically Monday already!!! But that's on the east coast. I still have one hour till Monday PST. Since it's 2:04 EST, and since I live in South Carolina, it's still not Monday yet in Cali. As per the rules of how to play the rolling game, all time concerns are deferred to PST. So here is my TECHNICALLY SUNDAY Roll! 3nodding rofl
I throw another round of Aisu DokiDoki at the Zero Bot Army!
Zero Bot Army
AC 10
Roll #1 10 Attk Successful!
Roll #2 9 Damage
Zero Bot Army HP 21
-9
Zero Bot Army new HP 12
Daily Roll 1 of 2
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 5
Total: 17 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:12 pm
"It's almost over!" KamakazeCoffee sighs. "Just one more hit aught to do it!" *crosses fingers*
Zero Bot Army
AC 10
Roll #1 12 Attk Successful!
Roll #2 5 Damage
Zero Bot Army HP 12
-5
Zero Bot Army new HP 7
Oh no! That didn't kill them completely! But they're gonna go down in the next round! I'm gonna load my GelatoZuka with all the heart stopping Aisu I have!!!
Daily Roll 2 of 2
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 19
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:43 pm
This is it! You're going down Zero Bot Army!I grab my Aisu Bazooka and take steady aim at the few Bots who've survived my frozen treat's Ultimate Splatter Attack!
Zero Bot Army
AC 10
Roll #1 1 Attk Failed!!
Roll #2 19 Damage N/A
Zero Bot Army HP 7
Oh NOOOOOES~! I slipped in my own icecream! Oh, the irony! What a sticky mess! But I get back up, steady myself, and go for one last try!
Daily Roll 1 of 2
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
14, 16
Total: 30 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:47 pm
You can't have my pies! Or my other sweets for that matter~! EEEEVIL Zero! You go down today!
"This better work!!! Or we're all doomed to a sweets free life!" I think to myself...
Zero Bot Army
AC 10
Roll #1 14 Attk Sucessful!!!
Roll #2 16 Damage N/A
Zero Bot Army HP 7
-16
Zero Bot Army current xp= -9 (negative nine- enemy defeated!)
Daily Roll 2 of 2
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:40 pm
I aim carefully at the last few stragglers of the ZeroBot Army, as they struggle to free themselves from their frozen trap!
KABOOOOM~~~~~~SPLAT My icy treat flies through the air! It's a direct hit! The Bots sizzle and pop as their circuts are wet, sticky and frozen! They can't free themselves!
The bots begin to beep.............beep...........beep.......beep....beep...beeep
OH NO! Duck and Cover!
(Michael Bay 'Splosion time!)
The Zero Bot Army has been defeated!
Wheew!!! That's tiring! At least my Cafe is safe now!
Wait, what's that in the distance?!
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 3
Total: 10 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:34 pm
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 17
Total: 27 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:38 pm
"Please work!" I shout as I fling some C4 Jelly Donuts at the mob of zombies. I dive behind a random green metal trash bin in a nearby alley.......................................i hear nothing.........i peak out from behind my cover.......
Zero Zombie Army
AC 13
HP 60
Roll #1 10 Attk Failed!
Roll #2 17 N/A
Zero Zombie Army HP 60
"NOOOOOO! It didn't work!" I shake my fist at the slowly shambling mob and mutter to myself, "I gotta work on my formula...oh well back to the drawing board..."
The zombie horde advance.
I can't hide here forever! What will I do?! Zombies are soooooo slow! This could take forever! I'll just wait here for tomorrow to happen, and then try again!
Daily Roll 2 of 2
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 10
Total: 11 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:34 am
OK, it's tomorrow, I'm gonna come out from my hiding spot and take these zombies down! Leave my pies alone!!! scream
Zero Zombie Army
AC 13
HP 60
Roll #1 1 Attk Failed!
Roll #2 10 N/A
Zero Zombie Army HP 60
ARE YOU KIDDING!?!?!?!?!?!? This can't go on forever!? I just might have to switch weapons.....maybe I'll try the Katana Chop Sandwich next.... I've only got one more try left today! I have to make it count! COME ON NATURAL 20!!!! BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF BUNNY SLIPPERS!!!!
Daily Roll 1 of 2
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 14
Total: 31 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:41 am
Here I GO!
I'm gonna stick with mt Katana Chop Sandwich, it seems to be working! I just didn't want to get this close to their nasty faces!
Zero Zombie Army
AC 13
HP 60
Roll #1 17 Attk Sucessful!
Roll #2 14 Damage
Zero Zombie Army HP 60
-14
Zero Bot Army current xp = 46
Finally!!! But there's still alot more to kill! I hope I make it in time!
Joins us tomorrow, to watch if the fight for freedom and pies everywhere, same bad time, same bad channel! sweatdrop
Daily Roll 2 of 2
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:37 pm
I'm losing energy and wearing down! I guess I shoulda got me some more cardio before now! WHO KNEW that one day I'd be attacked for control of all piedom in Gaia!?! yum_pie yum_pizza yum_icecreampie yum_pumpkinpie yum_strawberrypie yum_wasabipie
I lob more C4 yum_donut Jelly Donuts at the Zero Zombie Army every chance I get, and then dash back to the safety of some cover, a random trash bin, a deserted building, in a manhole, anywhere I can hide. They're relentless! I guess that's the advantage of being undead. I'm losing hope.
I hear other attackers like me battling the zombies, and for a brief moment, hope is rekindled. But I dare not leave my hiding place to join them; I am trapped by the sheer size of the Zombie army. emotion_omnomnom I can not make it to safety.
I will not go down without a fight. emotion_brofist
But it's starting to look like I'm not gonna make it... emotion_0A0
I knew I shoulda logged on every night, even during Christmas...there's not enough time to beat this. I wish I could play till I'm done killing all the enemies. sweatdrop
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
14, 10
Total: 24 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:38 pm
Zero Zombie Army
AC 13
HP 60
Roll #1 14 Attk Sucessful! cat_rofl
Roll #2 10 Damage!
Zero Zombie Army HP 46
-10
Zero Bot Army current xp = 36
Up until now, it's been a real struggle. But I finally begin to feel like I've put a real dent in the Zombie army! The yum_burger Katana Sliced Sandwich is working! I'll just keep that up! I feel like a ninja today! cat_ninja
Daily Roll 1 of 2
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