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Angels at Dawn rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 18
Total: 35 (2-40)
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 Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:43 pm
'What. The. FIRETRUCK!' I thought angrily, gripping my Archangel's Blade as some freaking drones jumped off a freaking skyscraper that rivaled Gambino's freaking tower and started to freaking surround me -- oh, I'm sorry, do I sound mad? Because, yes, I WAS very mad! I was just talking to Liam and managed to get his number, but because of this stupid army, I lost his phone number and now -- ugh! They were totally going to get it! What was this even about anyway? For some reason, though I knew nothing about why they had descended upon me, that this was a battle I couldn't fun away from.
The Masterpiece I had plastered over myself in the image of David not only coated my eyes to make them look whiter than the purest Christmas, but gave me the ability to see miscellaneous text floating above their heads. I felt like I was in a stupid roleplaying game! In my frustration, I stomp my foot and yell, "Final Fantasy was so last century!" The Army grunts encircling me grunt a response, and I barely heard one mumble something about Halo. Oh, so they weren't FPS fans? Well now, they were definitely going down!
Above their heads, I saw a large title in Monotype Cursive, bold font: Tier 1 Zero Bot Army. Okay, I could deal with that. They had an AC of 10...what did that mean? I shrugged it off to instead concentrate on what I could interpret: a green health bar that had the number 40 in it. 40 HP. I could do this! With my Grave Danger Fairy wings, I flew up in the sky and then catapulted down towards one of the grunts, the flat side of my Archangel's Blade hitting one of the grunts square in the face. I threw my Teru Teru Bozu at another enemies, and with their long strings I managed to tie up and strangle a few others.
By the time I was done, I, satsified saw the number 40 drop down to 22. They picked a bad night to mess with Angels at Dawn...•Name of the enemy you are fighting: Tier 1 Zero Bot Army
•AC of the enemy you are fighting: 10
•If your attack was successful: sí
•Enemies HP before your attack: 40
•Enemies HP after your attack: 22
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Angels at Dawn rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 18
Total: 35 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:55 pm
Still on my feverish hack'n'slash that made me feel like I was gliding through Ninety-Nine Nights, I waited for Lady Luck to once more open up an opportunity for me. I saw my opportunity, and I, of course, flew forward, seeing an opening. Not my fault they were slower than the Walking Dead zombies! (Spoiler Alert: They are fast little buggers!) Much like Sailor Moon, the Pixie dangling on my forehead glowed, and I took the Pixie off my forehead and decided to give it a whirl. Hey, it worked for Sailor Moon, no reason why it couldn't work for a ticked off Angels!
I spun around in a graceful arc, catching the ends of enemies with my Archangel's Blade, and then I hurled it towards the crowd. I watched in anticipation as the Pixie landed in the middle of the crowd of enemies and glowed a bright light. I wasn't able to look, I had to life my Moon's Watcher Scarf to shield my eyes. When the blinding died down, I cautiously glanced over my midnight blue scarf. The crowd had dissipated. I glanced at the HP bar that hovered over the enemy: 4 HP left. I could do this. This was like the homestretch in that Sephiroth fight in Kingdom Hearts! And, much like that game, I would be unbelievably and unexplainably furious at myself if I died now. Except, unlike in Kingdom Hearts, I could not throw a tantrum worse than that German kid being denied his World of Warcraft lay in bed crying at the difficulty of the battle. Which I am totally NOT guilty of...totally.
I was about to charge in again, when my Snow Feather bird, who acted as my cellphone started to chirp. In the middle of a tutorial boss battle? Really? "Hello?" I asked, poking my Snow Feather bird in the forehead. Yes, I was used to looking like an idiot. Stop judging me. The voice of someone unfamiliar came through, and told me about why the army was here...something about denying kids Christmas or something. Denying Gaians Christmas? Oh hell naw!
I look back at the crowd, and then I charge in once more with a valiant battle cry, "FOR ASLAN! FOR GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIA!" Because we'd all fight for Aslan, admit it.•Name of the enemy you are fighting: Tier 1 Zero Bot Army
•AC of the enemy you are fighting: 10
•If your attack was successful: sí
•Enemies HP before your attack: 22
•Enemies HP after your attack: 4
P.S. Weird how I rolled the same exact numbers twice in a row...
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Angels at Dawn rolled 2 20-sided dice:
5, 9
Total: 14 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:24 am
...As I finish my valiant battle cry dedicated to Narnia, my feet get swiped out from under me. The Army was behind me! I flail, like a Magikarp, and end up falling flat on my face. Thank Gaia my Masterpiece didn't crack, because do you realize how expensive this item goes for on the Marketplace nowadays?! I fixed my Lunar Sash veil, which had sprawled across the floor, and pick myself up and readjust my Heavenly Drapes. The Halo of Kannon hovering above my head illuminated my way, fortunately, but I could see that despite the fact the army was waning, I was not in a good spot.
They may have tripped me up once, but surely they couldn't do the same thing again! I take a deep breath and let Fate decide, once more, who the victor of this battle would be...•Name of the enemy you are fighting: Tier 1 Zero Bot Army
•AC of the enemy you are fighting: 10
•If your attack was successful: No )=
•Enemies HP before your attack: 4
•Enemies HP after your attack: 4
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Angels at Dawn rolled 2 20-sided dice:
13, 13
Total: 26 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:29 am
Lucky thirteens were on my side, clearly. I smirk and turn towards the Army, who had never been a match for Angels at Dawn in the first place! Really, what were they thinking? Mentally playing some Mission Impossible or equally fitting music in my head, I throw one of my Teru Teru Bozu at an enemy and watched as it humourously clunked him in the head. As the grunt was stunned, I dashed forward and slid before him, sweeping my leg towards his legs and knocking him off of his feet. As he flailed through the air, I stuck out my Archangel's Blade and watched as the blade sliced through the grunt's head, resulting in a bloody decapation.
Making my voice a few octaves deeper, I bellow, "FATALITY!" in Mortal Kombat announcer-like fashion. I do a victory pose, "Angels at Dawn wins." I whip around, seeing more enemies. I could definitely handle this: pfft, I was practically the Poster Girl for badass at this point! I take my sword and dash towards the nearest grunt, flinging the head still wedged on my sword at the next mindless drone. Yes, gross, I know, but still! Watching the drone get clocked in the head with one of his doppelgänger's clones was quite enjoyable. While the drone was bugging out about juggling a head, I whipped forth my Swan Song sash and tightened the sash around him.
Dropping my sash temporarily, but ensuring the drone was tied up, I pluck my Halo of Kannon off of my head and gingerly take the cross off of it. Using the cross as a shuriken, I chuck it at the head of the tied up drone. right between the eyes. Like a ninja, the cross boomerang'd back to me and lodged itself right back onto my Halo. It floated back above my head. I picked up my Swan Song sash and placed back around my arms.
Two more. Time for a quick demise. I launched myself in the air with my Grave Danger Pixie Wings, and then let gravity take its' toll. As I fell, I swung my sword so the point was towards the ground, and landed with the sword in the ground, my Kottan Bell boots upon the hilt. Due to the momentum, the ground cracked open, cracking enough to reveal lava underneath. The idiotic drones weren't intelligent to realize that lava would burn them, and they fumbled as the ground split, falling into the depths.
I stepped off my blade and took it off the ground, wiping the blade on the grass. Nice and clean! I took off my Silver Laurels and placed them on the ground. Instantaneously, the ground was stitched up by silver leaves. Picking up my Silver Laurels and placing them back on my person, I turn around and walk away, the tune of Final Fantasy Seven's victory march in my head.
Christmas was not being spoiled while I was around!•Name of the enemy you are fighting: Tier 1 Zero Bot Army
•AC of the enemy you are fighting: 10
•If your attack was successful: Yup
•Enemies HP before your attack: 4
•Enemies HP after your attack: 0 (SUCKAAAAS!)
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Angels at Dawn rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 7
Total: 15 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:05 pm
•Name of the enemy you are fighting: Tier 2 Zero Zombie Army
•AC of the enemy you are fighting: 13
•If your attack was successful: no )=
•Enemies HP before your attack: 60
•Enemies HP after your attack: 60
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